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Is Freeballing it the way to go

Originally Posted by FL_Titan
Lol I can’t believe this has broken down into a “how often you shit” thread! Wouldn’t it be more on-topic to discuss what to do while free-balling with that one drop of piss that never, ever, comes out no matter how much you shake until you zip up and start walking away??

And btw quickbeam.. You need to stop trusting your farts by the sound of it.

I trust my farts most of the day. It’s only in the morning when the food waste that has been accumulating all night is liquidy that I’m wary. :)

I have also had the leaking problem. :-(

Leaking problem?? My god man I think you need help!

Originally Posted by FL_Titan
Leaking problem?? My god man I think you need help!

I mean piss leaking problem. :dissap:

You mentioned not trusting your farts in the morning. Do you not know the incredible pleasure of the 4 am fart. You know the one. You have been relaxed and sleeping for several hours while the gas builds up. You half awake and think shit, I’ve got to get out of bed to take a dump. In your dazed state you just suddenly let a huge one rip and feel the heat under the covers. You look at your partner and she is still asleep so you carefullly tuck the covers up over her head.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Uh, no. Never had that experience.

Originally Posted by thechuck
Dudes. Shit particles are everywhere. Literally. So to say you clean all the shit particles off your ass is totally wrong. And fear the issue of being unsanitary due to shit particles is small scale because, regardless, you’re breathing, eating, and sleeping that shit. Although, I do suggest moist towelettes if you feel your efforts of wiping your asshole to a shining chrome-like finish remain in vain.

http://environment-msnbc.newsvine.c…eria-in-the-air

http://current.com/community/918641…study-found.htm

http://www.sodahead.com/fun/new-stu…estion-2227641/

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/m…toothbrush.html


I do know that the bacteria from shit is actually everywhere. But I don’t think that’s what anyone is talking about. And that is unavoidable. We are talking about more substantial particles of shit, that are detectable without any special apparatus.

Originally Posted by briceb
.And back to the original question..

To answer your question by combining the previous posts, yes, freeballing is a great option unless you tend to shit yourself, dribble, have strong ball aroma or wear clothing that will chafe.. Yep, that about covers it.


Yes this is what it was leading up to. We weren’t really being off topic. ;)

Always set your toothbrush near the toilet when you flush it. It’s called survival of the fittest.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Originally Posted by nowhereman
Bidet, like a shower for your ass.

Our ass-wiping technology is so backward in the US!

Originally Posted by eponymous
I do know that the bacteria from shit is actually everywhere. But I don’t think that’s what anyone is talking about. And that is unavoidable. We are talking about more substantial particles of shit, that are detectable without any special apparatus.

Yep, the same ones you get to see/smell during doggy with a lot of otherwise-squeaky-clean women — always a turn on :p


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Don’t you mean it’s ass backward’s? Bidet’s actually are not too hard to find. Most just don’t think about them. A good subsitute is your garden hose run through a window into you bathrooom. The problem is waddling like a penguin to and from the water source when your pants are around your ankles.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Originally Posted by nowhereman
Don’t you mean it’s ass backward’s? Bidet’s actually are not too hard to find. Most just don’t think about them. A good subsitute is your garden hose run through a window into you bathrooom. The problem is waddling like a penguin to and from the water source when your pants are around your ankles.

Lol, just pictured you doing it, not a pretty but funny sight though.

Boxers all the way, I never freeball it, and never wear boxer briefs or any of the sort. They are way too restricting.

What about freeballing in a suit or dress pants? Come on get the F out of here, those type of clothes grab odors like no other. If you can honestly say you don’t sweat down there throughout a work day, well, wow. I know even after some deodorant and gold bond, I still need a good shower after a long day at work.


Goal: None, PE for life

I always freeball. Have been doing it for over 20 years. Tend to wear a thong or g-string underneath dress pants/suit. Otherwise, it freeball all the way.

A bit of advice for the dribblers…. Have a plastic surgeon implant one of your nose hairs at you urethra opening. This way your penis will sneeze when the drop appears. :D

Sniff, not sneeze!

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