IR heating question

Don’t hesitate to redirect me to another thread if this has already been answered elsewhere.

Wondering what the ideal Watt-age would be to warm up the penis on an IR bulb. I have access to a 75W at a pet store. Will that be enough? If so, at what distance should I be putting it from my shlong-the-dong when heating? Are there signs to tell if I am putting it too close? Can I put a bulb on a common lamp? Will the Montreal Canadiens make the playoffs?

Demerit1,

I have access to a 75W at a pet store. Will that be enough?
I don’t think so. I think about 150W is about right for most PE use. Some use higher wattage.

If so, at what distance should I be putting it from my shlong-the-dong when heating?
Using my 150W at least a foot. It gets to hot getting closer. Also I don’t want to get close enough to make a mistake and touch the hot bulb with my “shlong-the-dong.”

Are there signs to tell if I am putting it too close?
Yes, if you are getting too hot then you need to back away.

Can I put a bulb on a common lamp?
You need to match the wattage with the lamp. I think most lamps list the max wattage.

Will the Montreal Canadians make the playoffs?
Can’t help you on this one. :)

Take care and happy gains,

Where could you find a 150W?

I found them at Lowes and Home Depot. I also found a rather cheap ($12-15.00 US) clip on lamp at Lowes that works with the 150W bulbs.

I don’t know if you have Lowes or Home Depots in Ontario. Big hardware and lighting stores may have them.

Good luck,