I'm throwing a horse440 squeeze

Just wondering if anyone else has ever thought to themselves how funny some “excersize names” were.. I was just thinking to myself if I had to tell someone I was in the “Cobbler’s pose” or working on my “power jelq” or working on my “inverted v stretch” how crazy would that sound to anyone outside this forum.. Maybe I’ve just had one too many beers.. No offence to anyone, just thought it might be a topic never discussed.

Most exercises are named after the inventor (Ulis horses), the devices (hanging, pumping, clamping) or how they are performed (stretches, invented v stretch).

I realize that.. Thats why I said no offence to anyone.. For some reason after a couple beers and having my dick clamped off.. Wait that could be a totally different threat.. With all that blood in your dick and clamped off, is rational thinking or brain function affected at all? That will be my excuse!