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I'm a newbie plz help

Wassup every1.I’m new here.my penis size is almot 5.o.and my gridth is not tht good.I’m 18 yrs old and turning 19 in a week.wht do I have to do and wht kind of exercises do I have to do to make it bigger ? And it is quite curved to the left side.can I fix that ?? I’m sorry if this post is in the wrong section. I read all the articles but they were too complex for me.maybe kaz I’m new.so can anyone guide me please ?? And 2nd thing my penis doesnt stays erect for too long.how can I fix tht ?? All the help wud be really appreciated.

Thanx in advance

Hot Sauce,

Read the Forum Guidelines if you want to stay around here. No chat speak please.

Now that you have read the Forum Guidelines, just read the very first thread in the Newbie Forum titled: Start Here

For exercise demonstration videos:

Penis Enlargement Videos

As the Newbie routine suggests, just concentrate on the basic stretches and 10 minutes of wet jelqing for now. Don’t worry about you curve or your erections for the moment. Just learn the correct way to exercise and take it from there. Do not do anything too hard and never cause pain. Do all exercises with just moderate force. Doing them right and consistently is the most important.

I mourn the English language. Have other languages also been set upon by this ‘chatspeak’ affliction ?

I had a class in college where we studied the text dialect seriously. Alot of it was interesting and compelling, but I still can’t take alot of seriously.

It just makes me cringe. It automatically drops the IQ of the author by 2 standard deviations in my mind.

It’s = “it is”
It’s = “belonging to it”
Their = “belonging to them”
They’re = “they are”
There = “not here, but.”
Your = “belonging to you”
You’re = “you are”
Alot = THERE IS NO SUCH FUCKING WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Class dismissed. I feel better.

snob
n.
One who tends to patronize, rebuff, or ignore people regarded as social inferiors and imitate, admire, or seek association with people regarded as social superiors.
One who affects an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of taste or intellect.

Link- http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=snob

Your not talking about me, are you? I get pissed off alot when people call me a snob. I’ll kick you’re little dog right smack in the middle of it’s scruffy little face if you are. People who thing there not snobs usually are anyway. It’s usually the ones calling others snobs that are snobs most of the time. But there wasting they’re breathe on me. And your wasting you’re pixels. Alot of them.

Dam spel chek

Originally Posted by bumpkin
It’s = “belonging to it”

Just to keep the anal retentiveness going, the possessive form of ‘it’s’ has no apostrophe.

Originally Posted by bumpkin
Your not talking about me, are you? I get pissed off alot when people call me a snob. I’ll kick you’re little dog right smack in the middle of it’s scruffy little face if you are. People who thing there not snobs usually are anyway. It’s usually the ones calling others snobs that are snobs most of the time. But there wasting they’re breathe on me. And your wasting you’re pixels. Alot of them.

And you are trying to teach us English? :rolleyes:


:buttrock: The Peter Dick method :buttrock:

Then, BPEL:7.500"x5.500"

Now, BPEL:8.375"X6.750"

English is hard for me as i move and try to learn through out this site. Wish some people were more understanding of others. :(

Cub1961


Starting: 6.25" BPEL x 5" EG on or before Aug. 04/93.

Aug. 04/05. 7.25" BPEL x 5.5" EG. -- Lastest: 7.625" BPEL x 5.625" EG on Aug. 07/06.

Goal: 8" BPEL x 6" EG or untill the little lady says ouch.

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