I'm 8 1/4" Long
So this morning my wife and I were messing around and she says to me “you are longer again”. I said I am not. She said you are too long already. (I do have to be careful or I hit bottom and it hurts her.) She stops, pulls out and says I’m going to prove to you that you are longer and she proceeds to measure me and sure enough, I’m bigger - 8 1/4” long. Now I will say I was pretty excited at that moment but I do now have bragging rights to being more than 8 inches.