I think I am on to something new

Hello all,

I just discovered something very different by total accident this morning I thought some of you may be interested in, well here we go.

We have all heard of the Penis Pump! well here is what happened to me, This morning I finished my workout and towards the end say the last minute I gave my tool some vigorous action just to force some blood into the unit, this kind of makes me get hard that is why I leave it until the last minute. While hard I decided to do some edging, so I sat down in the squat position, now I do not know what possessed me to do the squat position but I think this is key to what happened, right so I am in the squat position with my Penis down around my ankles and I made the OK sign and griped the base of my Penis very tight with my left hand (hands down) and keg led a few times to maximize the errection, when the veins were popping I used my right hand (with some baby oil) and cupped my glands and started stimulating it like you were juicing and orange, you know what I mean! so all the nerve endings get stimulated. Anyway I began edging and just before imminent ejaculation, stopped and repeated a few times, releasing the OK grip every minute or so for safety reasons. I then started to notice after the 3rd time the top half of my Penis shaft was blowing up like a balloon I have never seen this before, as the minutes went by it got larger and larger, I thought hey that looks strange, so the scientist in me took over and I kept going to see what happened. Well here are my findings, the longer I did this for the further down my penis the ballooning went, until it reached my base, I swear to god my Penis looked like a marrow, there was no pain at all and the sensation actually felt good. I then took my measuring tape after 10 mins of this and to my shock measured
(6 2/8 in girth) now my best ever measurements with my new gains are 5 6/8, so that is half an inch in temporary gains, I held my now very thick unit, it felt bloody strange so fat. My conclusion is I do not know whether this exercise is beneficial in any way at all but it gives an instant Mega Huge dick and the pump lasts a good while, I do not know if it is healthy, but it can be no more harmful than a Penis Pump, the only side effects were my Penis is still as thick as a marrow when it deflated and there was a slight doughnut underneath my Penis where the shaft meets the glands, but no pain or discomfort what so ever.

So the question is, will doing this do anything to help gains or is it a waste of time?

If you would all like to add your two cents maybe we can stop wasting our money on Pumps and do this naturally, because natural is always best in my eyes anyway.

Also I ask of the forum god’s and guru’s, if this is a new exercise that no one has published before I would like to name it the Juicer, if someone else has already found this out and published then forget what you have just read, I will continue on my path to righteousness.

Bamixgee Out..

PS I will keep watching my unit and report any side effects if they happen.

Erection - check. Squat - check. OK sign - check. Kegel - check. Popping veins - Huh? Juicing an orange - Huh?

Sounds impressive. Did the mega huge pump last long enough for having intercourse afterwards?

Keep us posted on your findings.

Sounds very interesting! I will just have to read it again 6 times till I get it!

Ok I think I get it. I’m going to get the juicer on the way back from work….

No, seriously I will try this tomorrow am, an report back.

You Guy’s crack me up,

Let me explain to you all what I meant by Juicing an orange, maybe that was a bad way to describe what I was trying to say, the days before these fancy electric juicer’s, you used to slice and Orange in half and stick it sliced side down onto a manual Juicer, which had a beveled point sticking up out of it and twist the Orange into it, well the motion you use when Juicing the Orange with your hand was what I was trying to describe, That is what I was doing to stimulate my glands around the sensitive nerves, strange to some I know but hey we all have our own ways. As for popping veins I should have said ” when the veins were bulging” I think you should understand that better.

By the way it has been 2 hours since my experiment and I still measure 6” in girth, I do not know how long this will last but I will check and let you all know how many hours until things return to normal, I hope they don’t!

Bamixgee Out…

What you are saying is get an erection, squat, kegel, clamp and then start jacking off until your member starts looking strange in a good way.

Guys,

Sorry to say this but, I am done with this forum as far as input goes, I will not be posting anymore, thanks for all of you who have given serious advise to me over the past 3 months, it has been well worth it, I just cant take the sarcasm and complaints about everything that is written, I was here like most of you to gain knowledge and also increase my gains, but today has shown me that discovering new things (or maybe it was not new) and posting them just puts you in the line of fire. Sorry if I sound like I am whining but I tried to tell you all in the best way I could what I found out and the first reply was more interested in my grammar, which I take offence to as I had a hard time with that for most of my life, and it is not the first time this has happened, now I have a complex when I post I spell check double check but still the comments come, anyhow that is my problem and I am dealing with the grammar issue. Anyhow good luck all with your gains Bamixgee out…

Since I posted the first reply, I am sorry to say that you took my reply as spell checking. I honestly wanted to make sure I understood what you meant with the popping veins and juicing orange. My referrals to “check” was NOT about grammar, only a play of words about the procedure pilots go through before take off. My mom has problems with dyslexia, I know how difficult it is to be conscious about that.

Posting something you believe is new IS scary, everytime I’ve posted something that was me trying to explain something I’ve just understood or believe was a development of any sort I have been very apprehensive about the replies. Just read my answers to Piet on the “SuckXtender” thread and you’ll see that I was defensive about what I took as misunderstandings. This forum has a slightly “harsh” tone, but do not mistake it for being demeaning sarcasm in a bad way, I am certain that is not the intent even if it may appear to be that.

For all it’s worth, I’m sorry that you understand me as being sarcastic and complaining. That was not my intent, and don’t stop posting because of me. Besides, I AM interested in what you are doing and want to hear about how it works out.

bamixgee,

Simmer down now. You let two guys out of 35,000, and European to boot, get under your skin and shut you down? You have to have thicker skin then that.

Any procedure that yields such fantastic results is going to get a lot of attention, so please stick around to help guys learn it. Don’t be like Mr Orange and describe and new technique and then take off.

New ideas require persistence and patience to understand and to take hold. Your idea is now 3 hours young and you are ready to throw in the towel? Richard Branson didn’t make his fortune like that!

Hell, I wasn’t even trying to piss anyone off!

I read it, found it interesting, and it seems like a good idea for an exercise… im going to try it out!

Thanx.

Also you should have a little bit more patience with these guys LOL!, at least wait a whole day to see the responses before giving up on these people. Anyway, i get your point, more people should be experimenting to figure out new better ways to do PE.

LOL ive just re-read this thread, and all i gotta say is CHILL!

These guys are very interested in what you gotta say, but just needed confirmation of what you were saying.

I sure hope your not pissed off at these guys because you girth went back to normal……

Thanks for clearing that up guy’s,

All apologies accepted, I wonder if Mr Orange would be interested in my Orange Juicer technique? :-)

Maybe I was blowing steam a bit, but I consider myself a thinker and when I get into something I tend to ask so many questions, trying to understand why something works, trying to find new ways to do things, I always think outside of the box, I get carried away sometimes when writing and sometimes do not get my point across correctly, so I can see why some of you had trouble understanding my post. Anyhow for what it is worth I am updating my small experiment result below, because my prodigal pecker has returned.

My workout consisted of the following.

5 Min Warm up under shower

3-4 Min Stretching

Wet Jelqs for 20 Mins ( I tend to mix these up, a few minutes fast a few minute slow)

Squeezes 3 sets x 30 seconds

Now this is where I decided to do my world famous Juicing Technique (as described in my first post above)

I really believe the warm up and work out had a huge part to play in me getting the results I did and I will tell you why, after I had returned to my usual 5 6/8 in girth, I gave it 20 minutes or so and tried to replicate the pumped effect doing exactly what I did this morning, the result were no where near as good, I only managed to pump back up to 6”, so I really believe the workout must be done first (whatever your routine is) for the best results.

Below are my results over time.

1st hour maxed at 6.2/8 inches girth
2nd hour 6 inches girth
2.5 hours I was getting back to normal 5 6/8 inches girth

So the story goes the pump does last but for me only 2.5 hours, Like I said before I really am sceptical if this can lead to permanent gains as it seems to be the skin of the Penis that fills up, it feels spongy but fat as hell. I don’t really know what to make of it but it is totally true and all my times and measurements are accurate and not bulls***.
The only side effects were a temporary doughnut effect under the Penis where the shaft meets the Glands, there was no pain, spots, blood, soreness at all, so it seems so far to be safe enough.

What would be great if some of you guy’s had a go even once just to see if you get the same effect and make note of what happens over time and we will see if we can make any new discoveries. Well thats my 2 cents for the day good luck! Bamixgee Out….

I edge.ballon for 1 hour at a time, 3-4 times a week. I usually do it sitting or laying down. I have never done it squatting. I believe I have read that squatting promotes blood flow down there so it makes sense that edging/balloning can benefit from it.

You will find that if you do this a few times a week, you will gain girth. I did!

Thanks for the tip and I will report next week on my findings after trying it.

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Seems very interesting, I am too lazy to use my pump, but I do like to edge after jelqing, maybe this is the solution. :)