I need to add about 3-4 inches in two months.

It is good to hear that you slowed down and didn’t hurt yourself.

The easiest and quickest way to gain 3-4” is to change the way you measure. Instead of measuring from the top center, use the center of the A-hole as the starting point. It should give the 4” you want.

Lol. That sounds like one of those Viz top tips.

I really don’t think it is going to happen. If it does, come back and tell us your secrets. I’m sure with hard work you could gain at least an inch though.

Hey take it easy buddy, “hurts very much,” should be an indication that you could be injuring your penis, and that could sidetrack your progress by weeks/or months (time that you can’t afford losing).

I’m not sure what the hurry is, but 3-4 inches would be considered a LARGE gain, in either girth or length. I will tell you that the chances of gaining those dimensions in 2 months is very slim - and I must tell you this to give you a realistic outlook on your dick. I will also mention how amazing 0.5” in either girth or length can actually add to the appearance of a penis, so start with those goals first.

My main recommendation is to change your 2month goal to 0.5” rather than 3 inches and work from there with the newbie routine (as outlined on this website).

Oh and as a reply to the above message: Relax, there are other ways around this problem:

1) You can tell her online that you were dishonest about your size (I started with 4” NBPEL), but you don’t have to tell her your actual size, but politely that its “a little under average but perfectly functional.” If she teases you or gives you a hard time, that will tell you that she is not the right person for you. Don’t let it bother you, just dump her and tell her you two just “don’t really click,” as a couple.

2) You could choose avoid meeting at all, or if you do meet, to meet only as “friends.” Tell her you’ve found someone new and that you and her can be friends and maybe something can happen down in the future. This way there is no obligation for you to show her your cock if you don’t feel comfortable doing so.

I wonder why you lied to her (or even mentioned your cock size to her) in the first place? Did she ask? If she did, that should already be a red flag. If she didn’t, well its a lesson well-learned for you not to bring up.

I recall my first time…I went to buy a penis pump hoping I could get myself bigger before my “first time,” only to be disheartened when the manual said it would take at least 10 months to achieve realistic gains. I fell almost into a depression realizing that there was no practical immediate way to resolve my size problem. Fortunately for me, I found a lover who was appreciative of who I was and not simply my size. I’m sure she could have used more size from me, but it also didn’t disqualify me either - and thats the kind of woman you should look for :D

D2G, you are aware his starting post is 4 years old?

So what ended up happening to this guy?

Lol probably disappeared when he realized it was impossible

But amazingly, he comes back 4 years and 8 months later! :) :eek:

I have to say, his post sounded like someone who found this site by accident and decided to make a fool out of us here.

He hangs 10 - 25 kg from his penis, after a week of PE?

“Before I go to bed, I tighten a spring very, very tight around my cock so that it swells and looks bigger. This hurts very much, but I think it is effective. It stays on until the morning.” This would make the dick fall of a normal human being.

Why someone would do that, I don’t know. But I know someone would do that.

I know I have some starting pics ready to make their debut at the right time. Seriously everyone, the pic doesn’t have to show anyone’s face, just your gains. Anyone boasting these sorts of gains should be willing to provide such proof. Otherwise posts like these just lead to speculation and hating on the poster.

Lol you say him no offense and then telling most offensive sentence insulting him haha… btw, this is one of most funniest threads I’ve ever read on these forums.

This thread is amazing. Fuck. I mean, that’s like a story of a lifetime… I dunno if he’s a troll or not, but he is a very good troll if he is.

I just laughed my ass off so hard. And to think his penis didn’t fall off because of this stupidity.

Jeez, you are one fucking crazy kid. Completely nuts.

I dunno, I’m done with it. Reality, normal people, all this stuff, take me away from all of this!

Good god… I’m going to sleep, in the hope that I won’t be terrorized by your dick with the 25kg weight in my dreams.