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I must be the smallest guy in Jamaica :

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I must be the smallest guy in Jamaica :

For sometime now I have been wondering about the men in my country and why the majority are so well endowed. As far fetched as this might sound I think that the average Jamaican penis size is 7 inches and up and I am not just saying this based off of speculation rather I have seen proof from time to time that Jamaicans are really packing. Most of my female friends have told me that their boyfriends or ex boyfriends have over seven inches most times they often say 8 inches, my friends at school also brag about their size saying that theres no penis that’s bigger than theirs an they are quite boastful about it. I have also seen a number of sex videos and the men in these videos are all well endowed. It really gets to me knowing that I have only seen a handful of guys in Jamaica that are the same size as me (I’m 6.7 in length or maybe a bit more and about 5.2 in girth) and I have yet to see one that’s smaller. Why the hell are Jamaicans so big ?

I always heard the Jamaicans was well endowed and it is obviously true if you think your one of the smallest guys there at 6.7 x 5.2! They must have great genetics, with enough PE you should be one of those guys bragging on their size in no time though. :)


PE Goal: 7.5" NBP x 5.8" MSG

Originally Posted by bluray
I always heard the Jamaicans was well endowed and it is obviously true if you think your one of the smallest guys there at 6.7 x 5.2! They must have great genetics, with enough PE you should be one of those guys bragging on their size in no time though. :)

Yeah I hope so too , I can’t imagine going into a relationship only to hear her say that her ex was bigger and better. O.o? But I’m also on the fat side as well and theres some fat around my pelvic region which to some extent is covering some of my penis so I might be a bit bigger than 6.7.

I often wonder about living in hot and humid climates. My flaccid is close to around 6” when I am on vaction in Mexico or Jamaica but closer to 5ish here in Canada and during the winter yet smaller. It seems like it can only help to be walking around with a plump full flaccid 24/7 yearround because of the climate.


Current (Sept 15, 2011) BPEL - 7.6 MSEG - 5.8

Goal 8 x 6 (preferably NBPEL)

I’ve seen a documentary about this vogue of going to Jamaica: men for the weed, women for the weed and the schlongs, it seems. The interviewed women there for sex (ugly and in their 40’s+) said that Jamican men have same size than other ethnicities, just sligthly thicker - but that they were good actors, always acting like they liked those women (and there was a rich widow that was over 80 yo having as gigolò a Jamaican guy 43 yo, no kidding) and always happy and friendly (this is were the weed helps again, I suppose :) )

Originally Posted by ddolphin
I often wonder about living in hot and humid climates. My flaccid is close to around 6” when I am on vaction in Mexico or Jamaica but closer to 5ish here in Canada and during the winter yet smaller. It seems like it can only help to be walking around with a plump full flaccid 24/7 yearround because of the climate.

Climate is important. I’ve always noticed that my flaccid increased the father South I was. Now that I have moved, I’m looking to hang better. :)


2005: 5.5 EL & 5.6 EG, FL: 4in > Now: 7.5 NBP & 6.1 MEG, 5.8 BG (Goal: MORE !)

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There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed a and said that would be OK.

John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy replied, “Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your ‘thingy’.”

John couldn’t back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done!

As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.

Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said “Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too.”

The guys looked confused and said, “What makes you think that?” John replied “Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo — so you don’t have a girlfriend named Wendy?”

The black guys laughed and responded, “No mon, that tattoo says “Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day.”

Two chars wtf

Beat me to it. That’s my favorite joke.

I live in Miami, lots of Jamaicans around. And they have a reputation. I’ve had two Jamaican fuck buds. One is large 7x5.5 or so. The other is not, 4.5x4.5 or so. Two isn’t enough to guess the average. But it’s enough to say you are not the smallest Jamaican. :-)

:)

Climate most likely plays a role in flaccid hang. I don’t think it does much for erect size. Jamaicans have an average height higher than that in the world. Most likely they will have a little bit larger penis than the world average.

Phew! I thought you were going to say you were 3ft tall! :)

Don’t worry - it’s not just Jamaica where girls say their boyfriend is 8”+, I think it’s basically the norm.

Originally Posted by AndyB123
Climate most likely plays a role in flaccid hang. I don’t think it does much for erect size. Jamaicans have an average height higher than that in the world. Most likely they will have a little bit larger penis than the world average.

The average Jamaican is 172,5 cm or slightly over 5’6. Which is average in the world. There is no correlation between height and penis size, either.

^^I tend to believe this is right.

Originally Posted by northmiamitop

Beat me to it. That’s my favorite joke.

My favourite joke too. Well to be honest it’s the only joke I can ever remember.

Proof, and proof my sense of humour is fading as the years go by! :)

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Welcome to Jamaica!


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Reminds me of the other old joke. Two Texans standing on a bridge peeing into the water. One says, “Boy that water is cold.” The other says. “and deep too.”

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