I hate my life

Do that routine 1 day then take 4 days off. Cmon man just like working out.

Hey buddy, my cock is the same size as you. Don t be sad, just keep working on your unit.

Yeah Be careful bro. Your penis will be so skinny if you jelq, I advice you to look at my status Bellow.

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Don’t get it, what do you mean? I understood there was jelqing for girth (more blood) and for length (less blood). Why do you think it will make you skinny? If one jelqs just for length will it reduce the girth because of the added length?

Damn I thought that this thread was about a guy who’s on the verge of committing you know what as he has not achieve anything in life.
I was gonna cheer him up with my life story.
Then I carried on reading his and realised that my life is not good yet I was not crying about it until now.

Time to create a new thread I will be telling the story of a man who was hooked up on drugs (antidepressant) since 12 go out and only to be hooked back again.
Messed up his studies but tried to make it through. Ended up on a dead end job and still living with his parents. (I love you mum and dad) Does not have a driving licence.
And finally is everyone yes man.

Dude wake up and be happy with what you have but know it can get better all it will take is commitment patience and time.
Think need to work out my life as well.
If thunders agrees I will set out a thread posting my achievements to getting myself together.

Man listen. I understand your situation, I feel your suffering. But please stop being an idiot. Excuse my language but I feel the name of your thread is stupid. And what you ask is more stupid.

Now let me clear it for you, I’m not trying to disrespect you, I’m just trying to let you understand in my way. Because it doesn’t make sense that we all work our ass hard, And you come to the right place asking a very wrong weird question. You could take a small tour in the website you will get all your answers.

I gained half inch in girth, In 6 month. It’s my status, I think because you are panicking you didn’t understand what I’m talking about. No one lose in here we all gain, Some fast Some slow depends on your body.
But in the end You will see gains.

Now for sure you penis is not big in girth, And yes you have the right to be worried. Because you feel insecure while watching porn. But don’t be a dickhead and think from whats between your legs.

Yes your GF is not worried about your penis size, Because she loves you Remember love come first. You can give her a very big orgasm even with your size.

I’m bigger then your size, And trust me if I disrespect my partner she will leave me. It’s not about the penis remember. Sex is part of life not life. We live and we have sex, But we don’t live to have sex.

Your GF shouldn’t be like porn stars saying ohhh ahhh all the time to make you feel that ohh your wow, I feel you tearing my vagina. Not at all, Remember some girls are shy to moan or scream. Trust me in this.

Porn is fake that’s first of all, All Girls in porn are under the influence of drugs. They moan scream ohh fuck me, But in the end they need the check $$ that’s what they moan for.

Guys in porn pumps between sections, The movie is like any normal movie the 20 minutes may take 2 month to be finished.

Now To gain you need to work hard. To work hard you need commitment, With commitment you need time. Combine it all together you will have thundersplace.

Start newbie routine, 10 minutes 2 3 second stroke. Never think that doing it more will make you gain fast. Your penis will grow when it’s ready. By doing it fast you won’t make your penis ready in faster way.

Over training will hurt your gains. As newbie Jelqing will give you length and girth, After 6 month you can start focusing on girth more. With clamping or other methods. But your penis should be ready for advanced routines. For the mean time the Newbie routine is the best. And all my gains from newbie routine.

Start like this

10 minutes warm up. Hot towel or a sack of rice. How hot? As hot as you can handle without calling the ambulance for an emergency BBQ penis.

10 minutes stretching all sides 3 second each stretch. Breath out stretch 3 second breath in.

10 minutes warm up again

10 minutes 200 jelq 2 3 second each stroke.

10 minutes warm down.

2 days on 1 day off.

3 month Stay on this routine, then you can add little more each week.

Don’t get offended from what I’ve said. I’m just trying to help you, But what ((I hate my life)) as a name of this thread, you need pain in the ass :D

Thanks for the routine, I’m not offended and I got a pain in the ass, he just turned 16 (haha)

I see your reply was meant for the thread creator :)

Tone down the negative tone wnb, its not necessary and counter productive. You can be emphatic without the insults. First warning.

‘All girl in porn are under the influence of drugs’. I’m pretty sure this is not true.

A larger penis will not necessarily improve your sex life. Maybe you should check out some other sites that offer techniques to improve your skills in bed. Talk to your girlfriend about what she likes, and work from there. Size will come, but skills in bed will develop much faster.

Sorry bro :) I think by mistake

I think dickhead is expression for people who think from their dick. If you take it as insult for me it’s not. I already clear it that I’m not insulting him.

Your 10000% wrong, With all my respect to your opinion. Every one knows that. Search over the Internet. I heard it from a very famous porn stars. When they make interview with them. It’s not according to me it’s according to them.

Guys, I just want to say thankyou to everyone for all the replies. Wow what a community.
Thankyou.

I feel allot better now, and now kinda feel stupid for saying what I said before..

I’l stick to it.stick to the routine, stick to my girl, stick my head up and soilder on :)

Thanks :)