I hate my BALLS

Ok, so I have a nice big cock but I have these balls that don’t hang worth shit, I know if these puppies would hang my cock would look much bigger? Please help guys.

Is there an all day ball stretcher?
What are the best exercises to stretch for this?
What is the best place to buy any ball stretcher stuff?

pump your balls

Try doing an advanced search for threads on, "ball stretching."

I did and found this one. A Question for Cyberstud25 (re: low balls)

and

Ball Stretching

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Ball Stretching Basics

There are quite a few stretchers here at Thunder’s. Definitely check out those threads though, particularly the "Basics" one. Lot of good information.

My mother used to work in a psych ward and some of the clients would not bother fastening their hospital gowns or would wear them backwards. She came home one day and couldn’t help telling us about one older guy with a sack that dangled to his knees. She reminded us boys that that was a good reason to wear the tighty-whiteys that she bought for us. She said, “You sure wouldn’t want to look like that in your old age.” Be careful what you wish for. :)

Ok, so I have a nice big cock but I have these balls that don’t hang worth shit, I know if these puppies would hang my cock would look much bigger? Please help guys.>

Surely it would look SMALLER, if anything; proportion/comparison and all that.

I don’t give a shit what my balls look like, as long as I have some, I’m happy.

Yeah, what’s with this obsession with balls?

Some guys are concerned that their balls aren’t as big or don’t hang as far as they should. This isn’t unusual.

At least he’s not worried about something ridiculous like penis size. :rolleyes:

Dude just use some ball weights did the trick for me.

Wear thermal underwear.

I hate your balls too

I’m just waiting for someone to sing BIG BALLS.

Seriously, having a hard time waiting for gravity?

sjfids:
I think you are mistaken about this! When you have big balls, the shaft of your penis appears to be smaller. I started with a 2” shaft but very large balls, making my penis appear even smaller than it was. One of my goals is for my shaft to hang lower than my balls. I really don’t see this obsession with big balls. I guess the “grass is always greener.”

I would also like to have big hanging balls for better looking package and bulge. I also believe that when you have big balls that hang low, and the penis hangs to the end of the balls or further, that the penis looks bigger, if compared to the same penis with smaller balls that did not hang low.

BTW, does ball size has any relevant to sperm quantity? Bigger balls more sperm?