I don´t know about you, but...

…I HATE Winter!

I hate cold!

I hate cold because I hate it! I prefer 100 ºF than 50 ºF!

I hate cold because my unit flaccid size gets smaller! It´s kind a demoralizing!

I hate cold because PE turns harder! And that´s bad!!!

I hate Winter!!!!

There’s a simple solution, Fabio. Become fabulously rich, and then you can relocate from northern to southern hemisphere with the change in the vernal and autumnal equinoxes. Actually, since temperatures lag behind the equinox, you might want to go April 22 - October 22 in the northern hemisphere, and October 22 - April 22 in the southern hemisphere.

Or just relocate a whole lot closer to the equator.

Hey, I said it was a simple solution! I didn’t say it was easy!

Ummmm, the cold only affects my unit when I’m outside. :-s

LOL! Yeah! That would be something! Maybe one day, who knows…!

This may be true when you aren’t paying the heating bills!

I agree! I HATE WINTER TOO! For way more reasons that affecting my flaccid hang though. :)

Count me in as a charter member of the “I really really really hate winter in the Northern Hemisphere club”, and I agree with nekkidguy, for a lot more reasons than flaccid hang.

If you’re cold at 50*F (10*C) I feel sorry for you.

I’m in Ottawa right now and it’s -2F/-19C. You wouldn’t survive, especially since it reaches temperatures down to the -30s.