Humor for the day
When the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals.
“Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will be NO s e x on
this trip. All of you males take off your p’enis and hand it in to my
sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land,
you can get your p’enis back.”
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife’s cage and was very
“Quick!” he said, “Get on my shoulders and look out the window to
see if there is any land out there!”
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said,
“Sorry, no land yet.”
“Damn!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit
asked, “What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days
and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land.
But why are you acting so excited every day?”
“Look!”, said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of
paper, “I GOT THE HORSE’S RECEIPT!!”