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Horrible at kissing need help

Hey bros,
So this girl I’m kinda together with started making out, but she is really awful. She would open her mouth really wide and it feels a bit wierd, but I guess I’m not so good either. Can anyone give me tips and such? Thanks

Oh yea, she has braces too.


peni$

20

Don’t laugh at me.


peni$

Actually I just turned 21 few days ago.


peni$

Interesting name choice, Mr. Bonercat.

Some girls kiss weird. Give yourself some time. Styles always end up synchronizing with practice.


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Originally Posted by boneacat
Actually I just turned 21 few days ago.

Okay. |-{

She opens her mouth? Ah, yes, I can picture it well — the old tongue-depresser kissing style. If it were me, I’d be wondering Damn girl! Just what I am supposed to do with that, give you a dental exam?

Seriously, a kiss is simple. All you (both) need to do is part your lips about 1/2”, and put your lower lip, or upper lip (doesn’t matter which), in between her lips.
Afterwards, you can get sloppy and probe her tonsils with your tongue.

:kisskiss:


Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh! ~Howard Dean Illustrations & Diagrams PE -- What's it all about? Read this.

I too once encountered the girl who kisses resembled a dog licking itself. Although it was long ago and far away.

A guy can only take so much of that. So what did I do?

I stopped swapping spit with her, grabbed her head, asked her “who taught you how to kiss”. I must of had a look of disgust on my face because she gave me that dumb look and a “what”? To which I replied (still holding her head in my hands) “do it like this”. It still took her a day or two but she eventually got it. Look if they don’t know, you gotta teach them. Of course you may want to be a little sensitive to her feelings also. I do suspet you may be a little younger than you claim, but what do I know.

Originally Posted by ThunderSS

Hey boner,

Just exactly how old are you?

Originally Posted by Boner
20.

One minute later…

Originally Posted by Boner

Actually I just turned 21 a few days ago.

Originally Posted by ThunderSS
You need to be 22 years old to stay in the Forum.

Originally Posted by Boner
Did I say 21? I meant 22, I turned 22 a few minut-, I mean, days ago.


Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh! ~Howard Dean Illustrations & Diagrams PE -- What's it all about? Read this.

It’s one of those things that just happend and you don’t get use to saying just yet. Kinda like it is the year 2005 but you still write 2004 on your check or something.


peni$

I’ll defend Mr. Bonehercat here. I am about his age, and I often say my age wrong. I started to screw it up by age 17 or so. I mean, it doesn’t happen as much as the checkbook thing (2004/5), but it does happen.


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If she is too big-mouthed to your liking, persist kissing the way you like to do it, or perhaps at the upper limit of how far you like to open up. This means you will kiss either her upper lip or her lower lip, and since she will not enjoy sucking parts of your face such as your nose and unshaved chin, she will quickly get into range of more fine-tuned adaptation. Good luck!

Most girls I’ve kissed have been fine. But I got with a younger girl a few years below me and she couldn’t kiss for shit - stabbing tongue and massive open mouth :( didn’t know what she was playing at.

Thanks for the reply fellas, I’ve only kissed one other girl before but this girl is pretty inexperiences like me.

One more question: What should one do with the tongues?


peni$

Well, she doesn’t know that you’re inexperienced !! So take “Tork’s” advice or something like that and “teach her”. And what should you teach her ? Who the f*** cares what - just anything that makes you feel more comfortable.

Besides that, is she really so inexperienced ? By opening her mouth so wide she could of had one or few of the guys here before - some 8X6 or even bigger *just kidding*

Originally Posted by Tork
I too once encountered the girl who kisses resembled a dog licking itself. Although it was long ago and far away.

Was it Princess Leia? Or Chewie?

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