Hi, new here and I hate this place .and I love this place

I’ve been lurking and absorbing like a sponge here for a while, and I thought I’d briefly introduce myself before succumbing to my urge to start posting, asking questions, etc.

I’m 35-ish years old, I’d have to ask my wife or my mother to be sure, but I’m a total kid at heart with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Married for 5 years to a wonderful woman who I’ve been with for about 9 years now. I have 2 kids, 2 dogs, and penis that needs some serious growing.

I’ve been running a successful small business out of my home, after hanging up the suit and tie for good, for about 6 years now. About 80% of my time is spent alone in my home office, in front of a PC or on the phone, so I’ve got the freedom (somewhat) and the time to devote to a good PE “career”, and now I’ve got the motivation and determination too. I plan to really be in it for the long haul this time.

I hate this place because since discovering it about two weeks ago, my billing hours are in the toilet. I’m usually pretty disciplined and can keep focused during “work” hours, but since discovering Thunder’s.. Well, it’s like a book I can’t put down. I don’t believe I have EVER read so much information from one source in my entire life. You’d think this was the first PE site I had found, but it’s not, I’ve combed through other PE sites and forums before. There seems to be something different about this place though, I can’t stop reading. Even stuff I KNOW I don’t need to know about, I keep reading. I don’t know if it’s the easy to use format of the forums, the personalities and attitudes of most of the people here, or those damn “similar threads” at the bottom of threads that keep sucking me in deeper and deeper. Whatever it is, I’m hooked. I’m hoping very soon my information sponge will get saturated, and I can force myself to get back to work during the day before I start losing clients.

I’m sure I don’t need to detail why I love this place. :)

Anyway, that’s me in a nutshell, hope to hang around here a long time (you decide which puns were intended).

Welcome to my nightmare, and now make it your own.

Good to have you Eroset.

Just as long as we don’t put you in Chapter 11. :)

I concur,

I have been with the PE program back when it was pe forums, back when Thorne was active, Bib, and the troll era. I post occasionally, have never really engaged myself in a consistant pe program, yet return here on a daily basis. I remember when the pe forums crashed, was rebuilt, and then went to crap. Then came along Thunders, and I have been here since nearly the creation. Thunder, I commend you on being consistant, fair, and for keeping out the advertising and trolls. Gettingsome2001

You should post more gettingsome. Especially when someone asks a question about the old days. My memory is shit now and only getting worse.

Thanks for the kind words.

Wellcome to hell.

Sure, you’ll eventually get saturated and will be spending less and less time here.:) :D :rolling:

Eroset:

Welcome. This place IS a wonderful distraction from work. Being able to PE at work is a godsend. It is probably the biggest contributing factor in Bib’s success; I know it has been in mine. The only thing better is having a PE savvy spouse.

Once you get through all the newbie stuff we’ll teach you how to rig a block and tackle underneath your desk for hanging so you can PE, Brows T’s Place and squeeze in a little work at the same time.

Good Luck
BG

Thanks all for the warm welcome. Although it’s odd to be welcomed to hell and my nightmare, and yet still be grateful for the welcome. ;)

Girtha, while I don’t have a PE savvy spouse, I’m at least lucky that I do have a supportive one. Since she’s really my best friend in the world, I brought up PE with her before starting this time, and while she kept repeating over and over that my need for growth is completely in my head, she understands my desire to do it for me. ‘Course, it’s worth mentioning that when asked if I had an inch to add to either girth OR length, she, without hesitation, chose length. Almost too quickly.

She’s also whipped up a new lube she calls Jelq Butter especially for me (she’s one of those crafty types), and I’m loving it way more than using Vaseline. All natural stuff that’s good for skin elasticity, skin health, cellular repair, and so forth. Still experimenting with different ingredients, but if it turns out worthwhile, I’ll gladly share her recipe here. It’s goood stuff.

Thanks again! And, sorry for the goofy looking thread title, I didn’t realize that parenthesis wouldn’t be parsed in the title.

Welcome, Eroset.

The only problem with having lots of time to dedicate to PE is that you’ll end of filling your time with PE instead of other things. Although this can be great if you’re gaining, it can be a huge waste if you’re not. My advice is to monitor your progress closely. If you’re spending a lot of time and are not gaining, don’t wait 6 months to ask questions or change your routine.

We’re here to help, and that includes keeping you in the black. Best of luck!

Welcome to Thundersplace! :gulp:

Your wife sounds like a gem. It’s funny how you say she agreed to a little more length, too easily. They all say “your size is FINE” but seldom complain when we tack on an inch or two. My spouse is a member here and actually participates in my routines. She is filming my progress. The woman literally follows me around with a ruler. Take lots of before pictures and get some good bone pressed measurements from the start so you can track your gains accurately. It sure makes things easier when you don’t have to PE in the closet. Incorporate PE with sex play make it fun for both and you’ll do well.

Wow, if my wife’s a gem, yours sounds like a friggin’ 10 carat Diamond Tennis Bracelet. :)

Thanks for the tips, I got some good accurate starting measurements before I started last week, just have to get off my arse and get some pictures.