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Hi, just introducing myself...also need help

Hi, just introducing myself...also need help

Hi I used to check out this message board for a while, just lurking a bit till I decided I definently needed to try out these excercises and join the quest so to speak. I first started looking at different sites, but decided this was a good find. What made me get into to this was the girl of my dreams dumped me and before she left said she could never stick with a guy with a under average penis(This is after she took my virginity). Anyway I’ve been doing this for three months now and then decided to take a few weeks off. Just when I thought I’ve made some gains everything came crashing down on me. My 5.2in penis which had become 6.2in after the gains I made went down. I was measuring correctly with and without even bone pressing. The weird part was even my girth went down from 6in to 5.7in. Now the weird part is the flaccid length stays the same, 4in (but bone pressed its 5in). I think maybe what happened was there wasn’t enough blood pumped into the penis since it was a while since I um….fired my web fluid..if ya know what I mean and I sort of spilled it eary while jelqing/measuring. Anyway just wanted to say you guys are very cool and I have seen many of you don’t give up so I’ll try my best to aim high until I reach 8in. By the way has there been anyone 4.5in or 5in who has made a gain to 7in or 8in? Thanks in advance and sorry for the long post. Here is my daily regiment (two days off of course):

1,200 jelqs
Blasters
V-Stretch
Mushroom Squeeze
1500 kegels (500 3 times a day)

Hey bigheart,

Welcome. Sorry to hear about some girl doing you wrong just because of your penis size bro. :(
Nice gains thus far by the way. Concerning guys that started between 4.5 and 5 inches that have made gains to 7+, check YGuy’s progress thread.
You have already been into it for 3 months, so I won’t bother telling you it takes dedication to see your goals through to fruition. Just keep with a routine and listen to what your body is telling you and I’m sure you will do well.


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This is me in case you ever want to know what kind of psycho you're dealing with.

You’re in the right place! Number one resource for PE! And it’s free! :p

Okay, let’s start from the girl of your dreams. ” I could never stick with a guy with a under avarage penis “? Jesus. And they say women fall for wrong men?! Seriously, I wouldn’t worry, she most definitely wasn’t worth your time, if that’s what she said.

You gained, had a break and some gains were lost. That’s normal. Do a search for “cementing gains” to get more info on that.

Your girth is 6” and your ex told you that you’re below avarage? :eek: Damn! Don’t I feel depressed now… Ridiculous.

From 5” to 7”? Sure! From 4” to 8”? Not sure, that’s 4 inches of gain, but it’s still possible. No matter if anyone has done it, if no-one hasn’t, mayby you’re the first to do so. Still this far we have no reason to believe that there really would be a “limit” to gains. They just slow down. Hell, I plan on having a third leg for my 100 birthday. ;)

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Concerning your routine:
3 months after starting and you’re doing 1200 jelqs? Do you take any rest days? What’s the duration of one jelq?
What is a mushroom squeeze?
I think 1500 kegels a day is quite extreme, enough is enough and too much is too much. I do third of that and I think it’s quite enough.


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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Originally posted by base
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Concerning your routine:
3 months after starting and you're doing 1200 jelqs? Do you take any rest days? What's the duration of one jelq?
What is a mushroom squeeze?
I think 1500 kegels a day is quite extreme, enough is enough and too much is too much. I do third of that and I think it's quite enough.

Actually, I was thinking that about the jelqing as well when I first read it. However, I am reluctant to suggest for anyone to change something if it has already been working.
The kegels could DEFINITELY be lowered though. How many blasters and V-stretches do you do per session?


New to the place? Start here.

This is me in case you ever want to know what kind of psycho you're dealing with.

Oh yeah, I totally forgot YGuy, a real success story. From 4.5” to 8.5”. That’s some gain! Think about it. He pretty much doubled his penis size… :eek:


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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Originally posted by base
You're in the right place! Number one resource for PE! And it's free! :p

Okay, let's start from the girl of your dreams. ” I could never stick with a guy with a under avarage penis “? Jesus. And they say women fall for wrong men?! Seriously, I wouldn't worry, she most definitely wasn't worth your time, if that's what she said.

You gained, had a break and some gains were lost. That's normal. Do a search for “cementing gains” to get more info on that.

Your girth is 6” and your ex told you that you're below avarage? :eek: Damn! Don't I feel depressed now… Ridiculous.

From 5” to 7”? Sure! From 4” to 8”? Not sure, that's 4 inches of gain, but it's still possible. No matter if anyone has done it, if no-one hasn't, mayby you're the first to do so. Still this far we have no reason to believe that there really would be a “limit” to gains. They just slow down. Hell, I plan on having a third leg for my 100 birthday. ;)

——

Concerning your routine:
3 months after starting and you're doing 1200 jelqs? Do you take any rest days? What's the duration of one jelq?
What is a mushroom squeeze?
I think 1500 kegels a day is quite extreme, enough is enough and too much is too much. I do third of that and I think it's quite enough.

Hi thanks for replying. I do 1200 jelqs a day because I sort of increased the jelqs every two weeks. It actually should be more, but I break them up into 600 in the morning and 600 at night. I do three sets of 500 kegels because I get bored I work because I finish things quickly. The mushroom squeeze is something I picked up while surfing the net. I don’t think the name is the mushroom squeeze, but it gives you a bigger mushroom. You basically get erect 90-100% then you do the hardest jelq you can do until you squeeze it all the way to head and hold it there for a 40sec (I hold it for 60 though) then do it 1 or 2 more times. I have to say it works, I just don’t want to get my head any bigger though because it’s pretty big. By the way when my girl left me, yea she did say those things, my girth was 5.5 and yes she said length/girth were too small for her. Well I’ll keep up the fight and when I reach my goal she’ll be begging when her friends get a taste of “The Spear of Destiney”…:)

So how long is one jelq, 3 sec? By all means, if it seems like your dick can handle it, keep doing them as many as it seems fit. Hard work has never done anyone any bad if done safely and with consideration.

If you do that large amount of kegels because of boredom, you better start a nice hobby, like…umm…posting at Thunder’s(!), because doing that many kegels can also be counter-productive. Or if you really feel like you just can’t tire your pc muscle out, try, for example, 30 second squeezes. What ever you do, you better increase the intensity rather than just do an infinite amounts of them. It’s similar as you’d go to gym and do 1500 bicep curls with a 1 kg dumbell.

The “mushroom squeeze” sounds intresting, I’ll try it out! :)

Yeah, do her friends, you nasty dog! :D Seriously, I wouldn’t waste any resources to a girl like her, not in a form of mental work or ín form of physical exercise as boning her, because she definitely doesn’t sounds like worth it.
Anyways, a noble goal indeed and not too incommon here either… ;) As a second thought, I’d probably get her dripping wet and then just say with cool; ” Sorry, but I don’t give dick for pity. ” or something alike. She deserves a punishment. :D


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

I’m still trying to conceive doing more than 1200 jelqs a day … and that’s coming from someone who has no life. :p


New to the place? Start here.

This is me in case you ever want to know what kind of psycho you're dealing with.

I don’t find it that unbelievable, actually, I think I’ve done it quite often. If we presume that one jelq lasts for 3 seconds (The recommended standard), then 3 seconds times 1200 jelqs equals to 3600 seconds, which equals to 1 hour of total jelqing.

In reality, that’s probably more along the lines of 70 minutes rather than 60, because just the milking down movement lasts 3 seconds, but again, neither that is too hard to achieve, in my opinion.

As I’ve said, I’ve probably done it, since the longest jelqing session of mine has lasted about 90 minutes. Ofcourse I do have more than 3 months of experience, though, but if he has progressively jelqed from the beginning, why not?


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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Originally posted by base
So how long is one jelq, 3 sec? By all means, if it seems like your dick can handle it, keep doing them as many as it seems fit. Hard work has never done anyone any bad if done safely and with consideration.

If you do that large amount of kegels because of boredom, you better start a nice hobby, like…umm…posting at Thunder's(!), because doing that many kegels can also be counter-productive. Or if you really feel like you just can't tire your pc muscle out, try, for example, 30 second squeezes. What ever you do, you better increase the intensity rather than just do an infinite amounts of them. It's similar as you'd go to gym and do 1500 bicep curls with a 1 kg dumbell.

The “mushroom squeeze” sounds intresting, I'll try it out! :)

Yeah, do her friends, you nasty dog! :D Seriously, I wouldn't waste any resources to a girl like her, not in a form of mental work or ín form of physical exercise as boning her, because she definitely doesn't sounds like worth it.
Anyways, a noble goal indeed and not too incommon here either… ;) As a second thought, I'd probably get her dripping wet and then just say with cool; ” Sorry, but I don't give dick for pity. ” or something alike. She deserves a punishment. :D

Wow I didn’t know too many kegels are bad for you. Thanks for telling me, I thought the more I did the longer my erection would last which would mean I could jelq more. I do 2 sec jelqs..I would move to 3sec, but my hand would fall off (trust me and extra second makes a difference). Well the guy who went from 4in to 8in is an inspiration. Now I know I can do it and when I reach that goal I might call her up and make her beg for it.

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Originally posted by tinythebigheart
Now I know I can do it and when I reach that goal I might call her up and make her beg for it.

That’s the spirit! :up: :)


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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