Help me coin a new PE slogan

Hey guys, I’m sure some of you have heard the expression, “Drive for show, putt for dough”, in regards to golfing. Well, it seems the general consensus is that us guys want to gain length for ourselves and locker room pride, but we desire girth to please our lady friends. I’m thinking we can start a new slogan here at thunders place for PE, but maybe I can get some help tweaking it. Maybe you guys can fill in the blank:

“Length for (insert), girth for (insert)”

Or

"Stretch for (insert), jelq for (insert)”

Or

"Hang for (insert), clamp for (insert)”

I kinda like the play on the famous golf slogan I’ve qouted, if you think it’s cheesy feel free to propose your own slogan. IDK, maybe I’m a little bored tonight, but I feel like we need a slogan, and I’m awful at coming up with something that will rhyme.

Somebody has it in their Sig, I can’t remember who off the top of my head it is more the Sig that I remember. “Length for show, girth for Whoa” not my idea though I just remember reading it.

Ha, figures someone beat me to it, I haven’t seen that yet. I actually like that. I was thinking, “length for bros., girth for hoes”, but that line has some explaining to do. When I say length for bros, I mean locker room pride and bragging rights, the girth is self explanatory, as most women seem to prefer girth over length to a degree. I didn’t necessarily mean hoes in a derogatory way, rather, it simply rhymes.

Lol! Good one.

“Length to tease, Girth to please”

Thanks, I like that line myself, but I wouldn’t want anyone to misinterpret the first part.

Not bad

Hmmmm… kinda paraphrases my signature nicely. I like it.

Length for “Shock” & Girth for “Awe”!

Now this I like a lot!

Btw, Titleist, what was your starting stats before PE? I saw your pic the other day you posted, pretty dam impressive, you seriously got the “shock & awe” thing going on!

grx,

Was that your old Sig, the one I’m quoting is exact.

Okay let me refine this a little.

Length for “Shock” & Girth for “Ahhh”.

T.

I kind of liked “Length for insert, girth for insert”.

My signature has been the same for a couple years.

Hey guys, I think I added the slogan I came up with to my sig line. You guys are more than welcome to add it to your also, or come up with another line if it fits and has a ring to it, always nice to have a little brainstorming going on.