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Originally Posted by ziggaman
Hang on a second; I cracked this hilarious joke and didn’t get so much as a :D

I laughed, Ziggs. I just forgot to give you props, sorry.
Pretzel, salt, tasty, haha. You took a Ramrod quote and made it funny(er), and that’s not very easy.

Here you go: :D


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Originally Posted by phreakk

5 minutes ball-enlargement exercize

What exactly does this exercise consist of?


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It’s not really enlarging the balls themselves, just the sac holding them. You basically are stretching the skin on your sack in every way possible to make it as pliable as possible, and then pull it as far as it will go so your nuts will hang lower. This does seem to give them a “bigger” appearance, although I’m not sure if they get any bigger or not (my guess is they don’t, it’s only skin you’re stretching and shaping after all).

You can start out by tugging a little area of your sack, then bigger and bigger areas until your entire sack is very pliable and stretchy. Then keep stretching the skin alone in any direction you can, right, left, up, down, backwards under your torso, outwards away from you, and anything else you can imagine that DOESN’T HURT. Like any PE exercize, if it hurts, STOP!! I would suggest sticking to doing only this for the first couple of weeks, just to get your sack ready for the harder exercizes.

After you’ve been doing this to your sack (skin) for a while, you can start to actually grab your nuts and stretch with them in specific directions. Before you actually do anything with your nads, you always want to warm up your sack a little by pulling and tugging the skin to a quite pliable state. Once that’s achieved, you can grab your nuts with your sack, and stretch the whole thing down, hold for 15 secs, then lift. Then up, hold, then lift. Then over to the right, left, etc etc. Stretch them out from eachother, stretching each towards your knees in opposing directions from their natural joined state. Stretch one up and one down, then one far to the left and one far to the right. Basically, figure out any way you can to stretch it that DOESN’T HURT but to where you can still feel a definite stretch of your scrotum.

I’ve worked myself down to a quick 5-minute routine, but when I first started, I had to spend 10 minutes on it simply to get my skin worked into a proper state (even with a main warm-up beforehand, the skin just loves to retract) and then do the more advanced exercizes. I’ve done this exercize for…I guess it’s been about 8 or 9 months now, and my nuts naturally hang lower, fuller, juicier, meatier, basically bigger, fatter and looser than before, and they’re fucking hilarious to play with now, and it’s a powerful feeling having to spread your legs apart at night just to give your boys enough room on the bed to hang comfortably. =)

The point of this exercize btw, aside from the aesthetical obviousness of having bigger nuts, is that having a nice pair of low-hanging kiwis swinging around down there is a lot better for them than having them nestled high into the body. The more heat there is on your balls, the more chances you have of a lowered sperm count…so keep those huevos cool and you’ll have a high sperm count. Theoretically anyway.

And besides, low-hanging balls are just fun to have. Only during the summer are they a pain. Like when they start hanging just above your knees…that’s a pain in the ass. But hey, they’re nice to have regardless. =)

Sounds like a good complementary exercise to PE, I can see where it would benefit me a good deal, since mine like to contract like I’m in Siberia and basically make me point straight out at times while flaccid. I’ll have to look into doing those and see if I can improve my hang situation.


My Gains thus far You can expect a forecast of vengeance in the near future. "Combat salacious removal"

What’s the general consensus on ball hanging regarding sperm health? I read that the balls move up and down to regulate temperature, but I’m wondering if stretching the sack would be all round beneficial to give them more range of movement, or if they need the support of the sack. If you added a couple of inches to the sack, could they theoretically still hang tight if the weather we’re really cold?

Thanks Dino. Thanks Ram. :D

Sorry Ziggie, I did laugh but my attetnion was taken up in trying to fathoman imponderables, like:

Quotes

>I spend alot of time (1hr45m) on the exercises with good intensity

So I don’t have much time for PE. Spending years and hours per day is not something I can do.<

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Originally Posted by Shiver
What’s the general consensus on ball hanging regarding sperm health? I read that the balls move up and down to regulate temperature, but I’m wondering if stretching the sack would be all round beneficial to give them more range of movement, or if they need the support of the sack. If you added a couple of inches to the sack, could they theoretically still hang tight if the weather we’re really cold?

They can and do. Mine still hide up in my body when it’s deathly cold. Trust me, you will not have a hard time making your balls retract. It’s damn near impossible to stretch them that much.

Originally Posted by phreakk

And besides, low-hanging balls are just fun to have. Only during the summer are they a pain. Like when they start hanging just above your knees…that’s a pain in the ass. But hey, they’re nice to have regardless. =)

I agree. Based on your earlier post I have been stretching the scrotum. It is weird through those bastards have a mind of their own. When I get really horned up they pull up tighter that a bastard. This is when you would like to be slapping her ass with your boulders. Also when I have to take a dump they pull up inside really bad. But lately they come back down much quicker.

Isn’t it always the way! My balls tend to hang too low when warm I much prefer them to be closer to my body but no they flop about and generally make a nuisance of themselves.

That’s balls for you petit, they’re just so inconsiderate, never asking what you prefer (as if you were entitled to have some say in the matter). No, they just hang around doing their own thing and not even symmetrically, more often than not! :noreally: Balls, who needs them?.

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It can get really bad during the summer when your nuts get really hot and sweaty and start smacking around your dick and legs. You make really loud sounds and people give you funny looks. But it’s all good, I’d rather have funny looks from that than funny looks from appearing ballless. =P

I wish there was a way to increase ball size.

Originally Posted by illpo
I wish there was a way to increase ball size.


illpo,

try a google search on balls enlargement.

There are several sites, ranging from cotton balls to penis pumps and balls are in there somewhere.

They can be enlarged as I saw a site where people, well men actually, had increased the size of their balls some looked ptretty ghastly, and biG bIG, BIG!!!

I hurredly forgot the site but a diligent search should get you rolling (sorry!)

petit

Phreakk,

I’ve never experienced ball slapping. How do they get to move around spacewise so they can get a good wallop?,

Or does one have to wear baggy trousers to allow for the movement.

Having read your post, I tried standing starkers and shaking myself like a lunatic and all I got was hurt balls, Willy enjoyed it though!

All right roussie have fun!

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