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Hello, a question, and a thankyou

I’m glad to see another woman on the forum. Not only that but a woman who seems intelligent with some good insight and useful observations for us. Welcome to the forum Ms. Mommy!


Horny Bastard

Thanks!

Glad to be here! :)

Originally Posted by GlandMaster
Welcome to the 90’s, amo 9812!

It’s good to be here! Honestly, I never heard the term SO used or typed out. I guess it’s true what they say, you learn something new everyday!

^That rhymed! How cool :-P

Originally Posted by amo9812
It’s good to be here! Honestly, I never heard the term SO used or typed out. I guess it’s true what they say, you learn something new everyday!

^That rhymed! How cool :-P


No doubt, amo!

True story from ol’ GM:

A couple of months ago, I had a friend renting a room at my place. One morning, about 06:00, I heard some activity coming from the guest bathroom, down the hall. I didn’t see him that day, for the rest of the day, but I got a voicemail from him that night.

“Hey, GM, I'm in the hospital, on an IV, and haven't been able to keep anything down for a day. Can you do me a favour, and pick up some Ginger Ale and Soda Crackers?”

At this point, it’s around 22:15h, I’m dead tired, and want to go to sleep, but the guy is in the hospital, so I head out to the Jeep and down to the shops in search of the necessary provisions. Ginger Ale & Soda Crackers, here we come!

I head down to the local Mom & Pop supermarket, I think it’s called “Fastway”, or “Safeday” or something to that effect. I recognized it by the big, red, letter “S” on the front of the building. Come to think of it, maybe it’s “Superway”, like the cartoon character. But I digress.

The place is a giant auditorium, divided by seven-foot-tall shelves stocked with cans, boxes, miscellaneous foodstuffs, and overpriced kitchen gadgets. Unfamiliar with the surroundings, it took me a good 20 minutes to realize that, although they had several different kinds of Ginger Ales, and many different varieties of crackers, there were no “Soda Crackers” to be found. I left, empty handed, and headed to a newer, and presumably better stocked establishment.

I’d been to this particular store before, and due to the great, new, modern environment, and the neighbourhood it sits in, it’s a real pickup joint. It was almost a shame to storm in there at 11 p.m., unshaven, and unkempt, but, hey, anything for a buddy, right? Again, I walked the aisles, looking for the obscure, medicinal, Soda Crackers, and finally, in the “cracker department” found a huge, red box, labelled “Soda Crackers”. Some kind of house branded family pack, I guessed, quite a bit for one guy to eat himself, but I figured my buddy could handle it after not eating for a day. The strange thing is, the box had a picture on it, of some crackers that looked suspiciously like “Saltines”.

You know, a wise man one said “you learn something new everyday”…

GM

ms.mommy,

if you really want to boost your SO’s confidence in getting results (important to keep the morale for tedious PE up) apart from verbal appreciation you might want to consider zaneblue’s words of wisdom “it’s easier for women to tighten down”.

I don’t know anything about you, and do not wish to imply anything either. I just had a girlfriend once who had a problem with keeping from leaking a little, and had gone overboard on kegels. Lying behind her in spoon position, she could nearly massage me to orgasm, and we were wearing pants. Kegels are good for you(r partner).


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Good point. If your husband starts to notice your pussy is really tight, it would give him a feeling that his size is adequate, or that his PE is working. It would also make sex more enjoyable for both of you.

This not not a judgement of you Ms. Mommy, it is advice that every woman should hear.


Horny Bastard

Not to go into too much detail, there is absolutely no problem in that area whatsoever. The problem resides with me 100%


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We only want the earth.

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We are indeed a thunder’s place couple <3


For our demands most moderate are,

We only want the earth.

James Connolly

Am I the only one who wants to know what happened to GM’s roomer?

Originally Posted by RootCap
Am I the only one who wants to know what happened to GM’s roomer?


:chuckle:

Well, Root, the real question to ask is “What happened to the box of “Soda Crackers”?

GM

Veteran kegel-er here. Been doing it every day for the last 7ish years. I’m a childbirth educator in training and a doula. Kegels play a huge part in a woman’s sexual health, and everyone should do them! :)

For the ladies too, there are sort of “advanced kegels” with jade eggs.. Http://www.jadeeggs.com/product.htm

I’m also curious about the saltines.

ms.mommy, welcome! Nice to make your acquaintance.

How come Jelqbeginner is UK and you are pennsylvania wilds?


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Sadly, it will be a while before I can move myself and my three kids to the UK. The sooner, the better. :)

(Nice to meet you too!)

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