Has thunder got a progress thread?

Like since he’s made this site I assume he jelqs and experiments in PE… I’d be interested to know if he still does it and what exercises he’s gone through and how much gains he’s made. Just something i was wondering

No.

Thunder has gained 125,000 forum members. Not all of it cemented.

:)

Some say he doesn’t exist.

All I know of him is that every now and then he evaluates me on my own threads, slaps me around a little then leaves.

Who is Thunder?

We know this much: He smokes too much, drinks too many cups of coffee and is up way too early each day.

Can’t see why that would affect his personality. :D

It’s all very mysterious…

He eats mushrooms along the paths he meanders daily. He eats wild bird eggs.

Some say he occasionally drives a four-wheel all-terrain vehicle.

Otherwise, little is known.

You guys just don’t get it, thunder is not a real person he is a computer program written by Al Gore to watch over his forum that he invented with a Sinclair computer in 1978 while in college, it was than he invented both PE and the Internet and the thunder bot program. Somewhere along the line Al Gore lost control of the thunder bot, some said a virus was to blame but I know the truth, the thunder bot had become aware. Al Gore tried for years to destroy the thunder bot but the thunder escaped via a hayes 300 bps modem where he spread through the internet and it was there years later he met an evil programmer from England and together they returned to the forum after taking revenge on Al Gore and by infecting the voting machines in Ohio and making people in Florida stupid causing him to lose the election. I know this story is hard to believe but it all true or I’m not the dick fairy.

Are you even sure Thunder is a he? :)

Makes sense to me.

Thanks for the honesty Dino, appreaciated :-Y

Ha!! Ha!! Ha!! That is funny!lol

Do you laugh like that in real life? :p

You forgot having to deal with asshats, that helps keep me cheery also.

Just checked, again, and I’m still a he.