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Has Anyone Ever Laughed At Your Penis?

Originally Posted by bumpkin
Today I’m in love with a beautiful woman. She’s brilliant, funny, kind, gentle, tall, and gorgeous to look at. She loves me, and my cock too, and tells me often.


I love stories with a happy ending.

Come to think of it, I love happy endings…

Originally Posted by zaneblue
All right, I can’t stay neutral on this subject.


Oh I don’t know, you seem to do pretty well when you have a mind. It’s also not surprising that your opinion is solicited. You have one, you’re good at expressing it and as a vocal female presence here it seems that you are valued.

I for one would be disappointed if you stopped posting, except in your areas of primary expertise and interest. You never know where you can do some good.

Originally Posted by zaneblue
So he writes to me and says he’s going to start exercises to gain length and girth!!! He’s like the size of my forearm. It mystifies me.


There’s no pleasing some people. He does know that he’s already deformed, right?

I mean a 9 X 7 guy trying to get bigger. Maybe that’s when someone should laugh at his penis.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
I love stories with a happy ending.

Come to think of it, I love happy endings..

/Snippage*

Well, I guess that makes you “Mister Happy”, doesn’t it?

I’m rarely happy.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by zaneblue
That’s what I thought, but he protested that it was all natural, no poppers or Viagra involved. He was completely rigid the whole time too, wasn’t just because he was big that he looked big.

Or perhaps he is really anorgasmic and he was just faking his five orgasms!

Whatever it is (short of anorgasmia), I wish I had it.

Okay, now I’ll show my real ignorance: Is that one of the effects of poppers? I don’t know anything about what poppers do for you.

Originally Posted by zaneblue
Bumpkin, some women just like to hit below the belt, and that’s a fact. Makes me ashamed of my gender.

It’s a defect of the human race, specific to no gender.

:hanger:

Originally Posted by motivated
Originally Posted by zaneblue
However it wasn’t his size that caught my attention, he stayed rock hard for hours, through something like five orgasms.

Or perhaps he is really anorgasmic and he was just faking his five orgasms!


Funny how we all interpret things. I assumed that the orgasms were hers. It would be in keeping with her signature.

Originally Posted by motivated
Originally Posted by zaneblue
Bumpkin, some women just like to hit below the belt, and that’s a fact. Makes me ashamed of my gender.

It’s a defect of the human race, specific to no gender.


I do agreee that the said defect is not gender specific.

Nice to see Para is keeping us updated on his activities. How’s it hangin’ Para?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

:beaver: I’m not here to push my diet, just the PC muscle exercises, but a woman who goes on my diet and it works for her—several hours watching men webcam and I rack up like a hundred vaginal orgasms, with half a dozen ejaculation orgasms. I’m really orgasmic with very high libido. Clitoral orgasms I’m pretty standard for my age—two or three a week, unless I use a vibrator and I can have more, although then I get desensitized. But vaginal orgasms there is no end. A woman on my diet wrote to me and said she goes to the gym and has an orgasm with every ab crunch. It’s like that. Like breathing. That’s why I’m an evangelist. So having only five in several hours would be a slow night for me.

Anyhoo, poppers, did I say poppers? No, poppers don’t do anything at all for sex, nasty addictive stuff that. Stay away from poppers.

The guy was actually having orgasms on cam, zero refractory period. It looked like he was using his PC muscles (or whatever they are called) to stop his orgasms so only one spurt came out. But it was cum, not precum. Very impressive, although I did want him to unload in the end but he lasted longer than me!


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

Buy my book! The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
Funny how we all interpret things. I assumed that the orgasms were hers. It would be in keeping with her signature.

Well spotted! I didn’t even see that ambiguity. But there it is. Now that I see it, you’re probably right; it’s probably Zane’s five orgasms! I’m certain she’ll let us know.

Did the guy have any orgasms? Perhaps he is anorgasmic, something like this story.

Originally Posted by zaneblue
The guy was actually having orgasms on cam, zero refractory period. It looked like he was using his PC muscles (or whatever they are called) to stop his orgasms so only one spurt came out. But it was cum, not precum. Very impressive, although I did want him to unload in the end but he lasted longer than me!

You know, I’ve been meaning to ask you as discretely as I can, What web sites are these?

I’ve noticed that there are times when just a dribble or two of cum are emitted. This does significantly lessen my urge to ejaculate. But I didn’t use the PC muscle to do this. I’ve never been able to capture this as a “technique.” The times when I’ve tried the PC muscle thing just didn’t work. I simply experience retrogressive ejaculation (or whatever it’s called), and my dick still goes limp. Perhaps I’m simply doing something wrong.

I’ve stopped doing cam myself. Was just trying to knock down my kundalini energy. So now I’m just going with it, going back to having tantric orgasms. Also I got such strange reactions from the men. Again with the love thing, even though I never went private and usually watched three or four at once. Anyway it’s fun and it’s free. Men outnumber women a hundred to one, but how many naked women can you watch on your computer screen at the same time anyway?

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Man I’ve totally veered this thread. One thing I know well—you never laugh at a man’s penis, unless it’s a giggle because it’s so big. I did that once when I was young and stupid. And nervous—typical virgin. Not at his size, at the fact that he jacked off before a planned sexual interlude, so he couldn’t get hard. I dumped him on the spot because I was completely nervous at all the focus being on me. Because I couldn’t orgasm. And then I told my best friend what happened. And she told the whole high school. His next girlfriend, in college she dumped him for another guy. He shot the guy dead and actually reloaded the gun, kept shooting him after he was dead. I know that was in a large part my fault, and I’ve got this karmic burden. You know when you’re sixteen you can do horrible things.


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

Buy my book! The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg

Originally Posted by zaneblue
I know that was in a large part my fault, and I’ve got this karmic burden.

My cosmic sense tells me that you have no such karmic burden—not for this incident anyway. :) You feel bad because you don’t want to hurt anyone. That’s good karma! The people with the karmic burden are those who don’t care how they make others feel—worse, those who positively like to hurt others! Their destiny is an open book.

Originally Posted by zaneblue
but how many naked women can you watch on your computer screen at the same time anyway?

I’m curious to find out!

Yes I have and it crushed me.So I punched his face in.it wasn’t the smartest thing to do but GODDAMN that hurt

Originally Posted by zaneblue
One thing I know well—you never laugh at a man’s penis, unless it’s a giggle because it’s so big. I did that once when I was young and stupid…he couldn’t get hard. I dumped him on the spot…then I told my best friend what happened. And she told the whole high school. His next girlfriend, in college she dumped him for another guy. He shot the guy dead and actually reloaded the gun, kept shooting him after he was dead. I know that was in a large part my fault, and I’ve got this karmic burden. You know when you’re sixteen you can do horrible things.

Jesus! This little story got really serious and really big out of no where! I didn’t expect a chain reaction of that magnitutde… I thought it would end with everyone in school knowing he couldn’t get it up once and him looking at you funny when you passed each other in the halls.

Anyway, needless to say, this is a tragedy. But it is highly likely that you contributed zero to this incident. Furthermore, even if you did contribute to the guy having a complex (which many of us here can relate to), he obviously already had a SERIOUS complex all on his own, and HE chose to settle things with a gun, which makes him a 100% nutjob.

Horrible story, though…

Cdr.Blop


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Thank you for your kind words. It is a pretty heavy story. The point of the story is that women have performance anxiety too. Women are insecure in bed too. Insecurity about sex can cause women to say cruel things, especially about penis size.

I guess that’s part of why I’m doing what I’m doing. If at sixteen I had known that I was killing all chances of having a clitoral orgasm with a boy because of my masturbation habits (too often, with a pulsating showerhead) that never would have happened. I would have enjoyed having the focus on me. Instead I thought there was something terribly wrong with me. Even better, if I had been able to have easy vaginal orgasms the way I can now. That is probably unrealistic for a sixteen-year-old, but even to know that back then would have been helpful. When boys put their fingers inside me it was about as erotic as having a finger in my mouth.

I just think if women are sexually self confident and have developed their bodies’ full sexual potential, men would have much, much less pressure put on them during sex.


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

Buy my book! The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg

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