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Has Anyone Ever Laughed At Your Penis?

Thanks for that, I am a big fan of the old Pirate. With all my might I can sometimes string a few words into something greater. He effortlessly did the same with passage after passage.

I am fond of your writing as well. It is smooth like silk.

More and more both you guys have had me laughing pretty hard, and I’ve been off the helium for a while (it negatively affects my time in the gym).

Back on topic:

I think this is great thread as it asks us to evaluate our own personal experience and unearth some of the critters lurking around in there.

Intellectually, I get that the ex has some real problems with men, and what she said shouldn’t matter. But man… it did hit me where I lived, and hard.

I can only imagine what Big Girtha’s situation would be like.

What makes people do that shit?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

My ex wife always told me I was small. She never laughed, but rarely had anything good to say about my dick or anything else about me. She was a nurse, so I figured she’d seen enough of ‘em to know what she was talking about. I think it was just a manipulation.

Thing is, I’m over 7.5 BPEL on a good day and my girth is close to 7”. I think that puts me in the top 2% for size. I’m not huge, but I do have a nice fat cock, as I’ve been told by all my my partners subsequent to her, even the size queens.

Today is a great day to be thinking about this. Would have been our 27th wedding anniversary, had she not decided her drinking career was more important than our marriage.

Originally Posted by bumpkin
My ex wife always told me I was small. She never laughed, but rarely had anything good to say about my dick or anything else about me. She was a nurse, so I figured she’d seen enough of ‘em to know what she was talking about. I think it was just a manipulation.

Thing is, I’m over 7.5 BPEL on a good day and my girth is close to 7”. I think that puts me in the top 2% for size. I’m not huge, but I do have a nice fat cock, as I’ve been told by all my my partners subsequent to her, even the size queens.

Today is a great day to be thinking about this. Would have been our 27th wedding anniversary, had she not decided her drinking career was more important than our marriage.

I don’t know the circumstances around your ex wife, so excuse me if I’m out of line saying this. But I guess women can be assholes too. You more often hear about the husband who can’t say one nice thing to his wife, and she just takes it and cries silently while he’s off at work. Well I hope she finds a dildo big enough for her, if what you have was considered small (which it obviously is not)


Measurements as of June 29, 2005 eg: 6 inch bpel: 7.2 inch nbpel: 6.3 inch My Goal eg: 7 inch bpel: 8.9 inch nbpel: 8 inch Have A Nice Day! :)

Originally Posted by bumpkin
My ex wife always told me I was small. She never laughed, but rarely had anything good to say about my dick or anything else about me.


If you are possesed of a 7.5” X 7-ish” cock pre-PE you have a big dick. Period.

Yeah, there are a few who are bigger, but in reality you have a big dick. There are guys here who have slaved to get where you are starting at.

Your ex-wife was obviously interested in the power she had in the relationship and was being malicious. Denigrating you to build herself up. I know that my ex was doing the same thing. It’s crap and although I know it, it has obviously had an impact on me. It’s one thing to intellectually know that you are on the high side of average (or in your case actually large), but to feel inadequate and ‘small’ anyway. There are many of us here who know this well. It’s one of the things that Thunder's place is good for.

So three cheers for you and your big dick and thank God that phase of your life with that unhappy woman is past. It doesn’t surprise me that she has an unhealthy relationship with the bottle - lots of folks take refuge there when their self-esteem is low.

Who needs 27 more years of being told “You don’t measure up.”? Get a new measurer.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Oy, I left measurection because I had had it with penis size insecurity. How do I get pulled into these threads?

Oftentimes women talk about penis size in two ways. One, to represent a man’s insecurity about his size. Women want men who can drop their pants and say “Who’s your daddy?” A woman would rather be with a man with a five-inch dick who can confidently screw her and feels comfortable with himself, than a man who is packing an eight-inch dick and is all uptight about his penis.

Also, dick size is often female shorthand for, “He’s really hot.” For example, several years ago I wandered around a bit on Vin Diesel’s fan messageboard. All over it was his huge cock this and his huge cock that and I sure wish he would fuck me with that giant salami of his. Also floating around the messageboard was a closeup of him going commando, it was a screen capture and you could clearly see the outline of his entire flaccid cock. He was perfectly normal-sized and every woman on the board could see that for herself, at least flaccid. Proving that a woman’s idea of big dickness is often, like so many things, dependent on the state of a woman’s heart.

That said there are some female size queens out there, certainly. And every woman does have her basic minimum. I think a man with a four-inch cock would increase his odds of women being satisfied with his cock if he lost his fat pad and maybe did a little PE to bring it up to average. There are women out there who wouldn’t be happy with a four-inch cock, although I’m not one of them.


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

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Originally Posted by zaneblue
Oy, I left measurection because I had had it with penis size insecurity. How do I get pulled into these threads?

Oftentimes women talk about penis size in two ways. One, to represent a man’s insecurity about his size. Women want men who can drop their pants and say “Who’s your daddy?” A woman would rather be with a man with a five-inch dick who can confidently screw her and feels comfortable with himself, than a man who is packing an eight-inch dick and is all uptight about his penis.

Also, dick size is often female shorthand for, “He’s really hot.” For example, several years ago I wandered around a bit on Vin Diesel’s fan messageboard. All over it was his huge cock this and his huge cock that and I sure wish he would fuck me with that giant salami of his. Also floating around the messageboard was a closeup of him going commando, it was a screen capture and you could clearly see the outline of his entire flaccid cock. He was perfectly normal-sized and every woman on the board could see that for herself, at least flaccid. Proving that a woman’s idea of big dickness is often, like so many things, dependent on the state of a woman’s heart.

That said there are some female size queens out there, certainly. And every woman does have her basic minimum. I think a man with a four-inch cock would increase his odds of women being satisfied with his cock if he lost his fat pad and maybe did a little PE to bring it up to average. There are women out there who wouldn’t be happy with a four-inch cock, although I’m not one of them.

I’m unsure if you’re responding to Bumpkin, or this thread as a whole. But if it’s Bumpkin, he didn’t say that he’d had any insecurity about it, or that he asked, simply that she felt it necessary to make her opinion known (of course this would lead to that insecurity, but I think that’s understandeable, don’t you? how many women are insecure because they have a jackass guy telling them they aren’t worth the mud off their boots?). Of course that may just be because he left that part out, so I guess this is a question for Bumpkin. Did you ask for it? or was she just being mean?


Measurements as of June 29, 2005 eg: 6 inch bpel: 7.2 inch nbpel: 6.3 inch My Goal eg: 7 inch bpel: 8.9 inch nbpel: 8 inch Have A Nice Day! :)

Do we really have to ask?

Seems pretty clear his ex had more than one chip on her shoulder.

I like zane’s response. Although her frustration with our various levels of insecurity seems a little out of place. This is what this thread is about and for many it’s very therapeutic to discuss this stuff frankly. Thunder’s observation is pretty shrewd for my money. zane, if you are going to post to be helpful, perhaps your impatience with this subject could be checked at the door? Just a thought.

I for one don’t get a chance to vent this kind of stuff anywhere else. In general I’m very confident, but here it’s about getting some of those demons on the table to deal with it all better. You know?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

All right, I can’t stay neutral on this subject. Will stick to things I know about like vaginal tightening and female sexuality. I guess it’s just because I do know a lot about female sexuality that it’s frustrating. I’m going to avoid posting in these threads—I’ve said my say and it’s right in my siggie.

I just don’t get it. Five minutes ago I got an e-mail from a guy I met on jmeeting. I’m not going to post his handle here, because I posted it on another board and that’s how he found out my e-mail. He’s a good nine inches. He is simply enormous. However it wasn’t his size that caught my attention, he stayed rock hard for hours, through something like five orgasms. It was astonishing. Something like that attracts my rapt attention and he was appreciative. So he writes to me and says he’s going to start exercises to gain length and girth!!! He’s like the size of my forearm. It mystifies me.

Was replying to direct requests in the thread for a post from me commenting.


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

Buy my book! The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg

Thanks, folks, for all your supportive comments. It means a lot to me.

A little more about my ex: She gave me two beautiful children, who are now 21 and 25. I will always love and honor her for that, no matter what else transpired between us. I remain in her debt.

She is sober now, and is 3+ years into an impressive recovery from her alcoholism. I am proud of her for what she has done, and for what she continues to do in pursuit of health, sanity, and wholeness.

She was sick when she said those things, and I forgive her. But words can wound, and wounds usually leave a scar. She’s sorry, but there’s not much more she can do than to say so, which she has done. So-it’s nobody’s responsibility but mine to heal me. I run my mouth at times to heal myself.

I just felt a need to vent, today being what it is.

I have had seven partners since my marriage ended, and every one of them has made favorable and unsolicited comments about my size.

Funny thing about my ex was that she is multi-orgasmic with me. I gave her great sex. She just felt out of control with the booze and needed to gain the upper hand somewhere. I guess that’s what motivated her. But in the end, it’s irrelevant why she did what she did. I’ve done a lot of work to deal with those wounds and am mostly a happy man.

Today I’m in love with a beautiful woman. She’s brilliant, funny, kind, gentle, tall, and gorgeous to look at. She loves me, and my cock too, and tells me often.

Originally Posted by zaneblue
Was replying to direct requests in the thread for a post from me commenting.

You may have been replying to my direct request for comments. If so, I appreciate it. I really enjoy hearing what you have to say about the female perspectives and opinions on this subject.

Originally Posted by zaneblue
He’s a good nine inches. He is simply enormous. However it wasn’t his size that caught my attention, he stayed rock hard for hours, through something like five orgasms.

9 inches + the little blue pill (or two), perhaps?

That’s what I thought, but he protested that it was all natural, no poppers or Viagra involved. He was completely rigid the whole time too, wasn’t just because he was big that he looked big.

Bumpkin, some women just like to hit below the belt, and that’s a fact. Makes me ashamed of my gender.


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

Buy my book! The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg

Originally Posted by zaneblue
That’s what I thought, but he protested that it was all natural, no poppers or Viagra involved. He was completely rigid the whole time too, wasn’t just because he was big that he looked big.

Bumpkin, some women just like to hit below the belt, and that’s a fact. Makes me ashamed of my gender.

Don’t be. It’s not a female thing, it’s a human thing. We live in the age of envy. Why would a place like this even exist if there weren’t people around to fuck with other people’s heads instead of uplift and encourage them?

It’s the age of biggerbetterfastermore, and it’s bullshit. I am here to tell you all that you are good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you. :D

Now, go find your bliss and follow it.

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
I did have a ex who unloaded some real bile on me. It was a phone conversation that took place a few years after we had been done dating. She went on and on about how much bigger the new guys she was with were, how much better they were in the sack, etc. etc. She never said I was small; ‘long and thin’ was how she had described it. When I was with her I was 6.25” X 4.95” which is within average bounds, if on the thin side of average. I’m certain that this particular conversation was key to my quest.

Not that I disbelieve these stories, but I’m always astonished when I hear them. What a mind-fuck! I think that I’ve simply been really lucky with the women I’ve been involved with. 4.95” is average girth! Not only that, but if the various studies are to be believed, there is a greater percentage of men who conform to the average for girth than who conform to the average for length.

Only two times has a woman made a comment about my size. Pre PE I was about 6.8” in length and the standard 5” in girth. One of these two women was a one-night-stand. She was an “older” woman (relative to my age at the time), about 38 years old. As I was about to mount her, she simply commented, “Um, you’re big!” I replied, “Really?” and got down to work. I was drunk and horny as hell, and I simply didn’t care. Remember, this was just a one-nighter. I always assumed that she was simply stroking my ego in the hopes of turning this into something more than a one-night-stand. (No need to explain this.)

The second comment came from a woman I dated for about a year. She had only slept with three or four guys before me. She once said to me, “You’re unusually thick,” which of course I wasn’t. But she meant it.

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