Has Anyone Ever Laughed At Your Penis?

Too bad others don’t see it that way. For some reason if a gay man pays a compliment to a straight guy, even in a backward sort of way by trying to make a date, the straight guy usually wants to punch his lights out. I suspect he actually is flattered, but the feeling is so foreign to him that he has to pound the other guy for making him uncomfortable.

Except for SSI, I never tried to pick up a straight guy. Super did give me a little kiss on the cheek, but no bootie. :leftie:

I don’t know if this guy was gay or bi or what. But no one, male or female, has ever come on to me like that. :( As I was standing in front of the mirror combing my hair, out of the corner of my eye I saw him look at me, and I saw his eyes instantly bulge as he came right up to me and nattered on about whatever. It was all very startling, and informative. It made me realize what it must be like for some women. Men are animals, I guess! :)

But you are completely right. My brother would have decked the guy, when the guy in fact was being nice. Yes, most men probably would feel flattered. But they would also feel, because of some absurd cultural conditioning, that their manhood is being questioned by this response. In fact, it’s their very manhood that’s being flattered by it!

I’ve had other gay (or bi) men flirt with me, but never with such intensity, and never because of the size of my packet. The next time I go hot-tubbing with a group of people, we’ll see if any women respond like this.

I’ve been laughed at over the phone, by someone who had never even seen my penis, telling me how small she thought I was, very maliciously, and then proceeded to tell people at the party I was at, including a few girls that liked me, how small I must be. I would’ve proved her wrong, but I couldn’t. :(

Other than that, I’ve never been laughed at in person where I drop my pants and I get laughed at. Every girl who has seen it has told me I’m small, some have used the word “tiny” and it never gets any easier to hear those type of things, especially from people you (think you) love..

Oh, now that I think about it, in 7th grade my friends saw me pissing through a window in my house and burst out laughing at me. I confronted them about it and they said I was “big for my size”, which I probably wasn’t.

And about the loose pussy issue, I suspect my girlfriend has one though I don’t know how to gauge that. She’s looser than any other girl I’ve had sex with, but they are all somewhat loose feeling to me due to my abysmal girth. Once I told her that I would be kind of heartbroken if we broke up and she had someone bigger than me (which would probably be most of the population at this point) and how it would suck that she could shower him with sweet nothings about how much bigger he is than I am. She responded by saying that I could do the same thing, and just tell the next girl I sleep with how loose she is, which I felt was a very thoughtful, comforting thing to say at the time. I’ve got to get bigger and maximize my chance at keeping this one.. :)

Mark

In my work I see a lot of penises. They are almost always flaccid and usually not at there best. I have to say that real big ones are not that commonbut when a big guy comes into the ER women do talk about it. But I think Zaneblu is right. Size is not that important to women. Better one that works.

You seem to cause some of your own self-esteem problems by saying things like this.

I know. I’ve been conditioned like this my whole life. I’m trying to be more self-confident and not as emotional now because I know that it’s not appealing, especially not to someone I’d like to convince to be with me forever. I believe PE is the first (enormous) step to being there.

Mark

What kinds of things do they say about the “big ones” that come into ER? Do they talk about the tiny ones too?

Thanks.

I felt a lot of empathy for Mr. Pussy. Like many others, I am simply a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I love to eat that stuff for hours.

24hrs It seems most of the ones I see at work are very small flaccid, but I’ve never heard any jokes or comments by any doctor or nurse. It is difficult to incert a catheter into a small shriveled up penis. This is the only time I’ve heard any nurse say anything negative about a small penis. The unusually big ones get noticed, because it is uncommon. Most men I see don’t feel well or they are hurt and are mostly always pretty shriveled up.

24 Hours,

Just make sure to down some liquid Cialis before you get rushed off to the emergency room. You’ll be fine then!

:D

:D heh, heh, heh!

I’m showing more these days thanks to PE, but you know I’d still be carrying my pump with me in the ambulance just to be sure I make a good presentation to the nursing staff. I can just see the paramedics trying to pry it out of my hands. LOL! :D

Ha! This is a great little side-story you have going here… I think it deserves a thread all it’s own!

I wouldn’t know whether to be afraid or proud having all of my poker buddies talking about how big my dick was? And a doctor wants to see it? Hilarious! Guess he’s seen quite a few. (Better pump REAL good.)

I look forward to the next installment!

Cdr.Blop

I agree with commanderblop. Please keep us posted and even split off to a separate thread if warranted. This has just way to much potential in the funny department.

Nothing like a FRIENDLY game of poker.

:flash:

The good doctor is not a lady by any chance?

Hmmm.

I think I know what happened to CaptnHook…

penismith and GlandMaster are holding him captive.

iamaru is probably in on it too.

GREAT ideas for 789’s plight. I too wait to hear how that one unfolds (so to speak).

Well said 24 Hours.

No ones has laughed. Several have been appreciative - some by comparative means, in the way ofwad’s most recent encounter.

I did have a ex who unloaded some real bile on me. It was a phone conversation that took place a few years after we had been done dating. She went on and on about how much bigger the new guys she was with were, how much better they were in the sack, etc. etc. She never said I was small; ‘long and thin’ was how she had described it. When I was with her I was 6.25” X 4.95” which is within average bounds, if on the thin side of average. I’m certain that this particular conversation was key to my quest. I was never threatened or even impressed by porn, I just assumed they hired the big guys, it never made me feel deficient - it was this conversation with her that got me all apoplectic. Since then I’ve had many women tell me I’m larger than average, and while I know I haven’t got the biggest sock in the drawer, I’m confident with what I have and what I can do with it.

That and I’ve gained a bit…