Has Anyone Ever Laughed At Your Penis?

Depending on the situation, I may have given the laugher in that situation a bloody nose, whether he was pointing at me or anyone else. And my defense in court? He bloody well deserved it.

braindrain: You should invite your brother’s friend here. “millimetre” would even be a great username.

thenatural:

That’s a sad story. The guy had probably been swimming, that makes it worse. Flaccids can be very decieving. Who, knows. The turtled kid might even have a bigger erect size than the kid who made fun of him. This is why flaccid size is so important to me; it’s what the world sees. I was never made fun of by other kids or, God forbid women, but I took a pretty good shalacking from my very well hung father. Some days I’d like to expose myself to the old man. Wave my 6-1/2” flaccid girth at him and say, “Hey Dad. Remember when you used to make fun of this.”

But I’m a coward. No matter how big I get, when I’m around him I’m always that little boy with the tiny flaccid.

Good point.

Exactly, for most people here there’s only one person who sees their erect but that’s not the only person that causes their insecurities, everyone else sees their flaccid. Unless you’re one of those people that get erections in public showers. That’s a different story.

In my pre-adolescent days my neighborhood gang nicknamed me “lima bean”. Since I was the neighborhood punching bag I was sort of used to it. I got a bit riled when the girls started asking “why do you guys call him that?”

I got laughed at one time when I hired a call-girl. When I dropped my pants she giggled. She was trying to antagonize me because I wouldn’t agree to her bullshit terms and we where argueing.

I had a stripper tell me I was big after a lap dance. I knew that was BS, so basically she was telling me I was small, and she thought I had a small brain as well, to think I would believe her.

One of my first girlfriends laughed at mine. It was erect and 6.5 BPEL at the time. Women.

I’m sure everyone at this forum has been laughed at one time or another or in some way, even if it was only in his imagination. Even if the laughter is not malicious; like the careless housewife who for no particular reason makes a comment about how her EX was really big, not realizing what impact such statement can have on her man, or even suspecting that her comment insinuates that her husband is smaller than her Ex. Then there is always the girl who jokingly belittles her boyfriend’s size to another girlfriend, even if he is average size. It’s gotten to be a real joke these days when some women get together. I mean, think about it. A bunch of women getting together for a girl’s night out. Of course they talk about men. Man bashing is a very common dynamic in these female bonding rituals. Making fun of men connects them with something they call all identify with and laugh about. Bragging about ones man(especially penis size) seems self centered, but belittling him is funny. I knew a woman who used to make jokes about her husbands size when the girls were together. She even did it in front of me once. Later when the couple joined us on a nudist site I was surprised to find that not only was he not small, but was quite large. I’m sure this happens all the time.

Dam, a double insult! Nothing worse then a fake compliment but thats why I dont like the whole lap dancing stripper thing, just too fake for me at least up close anyway.

BG is right, its classic for women to just use that insult generally. They are very good at using this tatic because its usually women who have to put up with the whole body image thing normally so of course they know exactly what and how to say it in order to be maximum mean if they feel like it

I waited too long to edit that last post, please excuse the typo. :gulp: Now that I think about that woman, I think it might be of interest of the thread to recall the incident. We, Mrz. G and I had been trying to get this couple to go with us to a nudist camp. The guy was a little reluctant , but the woman wanted to go. Her boy friend said to her , “You just want to go so you can watch all the swinging dicks out there.” She retorted with, “Well, at least I might see one big enough to swing.” I remember when she said it. It wasn’t meant to be mean, it was meant to be funny, and actually it was, a little. I even smiled. Hell. HE even smiled, and made some off the cuff comment like, “Hey now! Watch it!” Even through the levity, I could see it still bothered the guy.

BG is right, its classic for women to just use that insult generally. They are very good at using this tactic because its usually women who have to put up with the whole body image thing normally so of course they know exactly what and how to say it in order to be maximum mean if they feel like it

Marauder has a point, and I’m certainly not blaming women. I mean we do the same when men get together and “bond.” We bash women and tell blonde jokes and all. {You can’t live with them, you can’t …) But I just don’t think women realize in most cases the damage they do with even, innocent penile belittlement. They could joke about the husband being bald, fat or lazy, anything but small. The other stuff rolls off us, the “small” is for life.

I see Zanablue is on another channel. Perhaps she will chime in with the ladies perspective on this.

Kind of.

One time back in early highschool I had these two chicks basically giving me a lapdance while we were hanging out in the gym skipping the mile long run, just kept forgetting our PE Strips, lol. Anyways I had these trousers on that tented, and it appeared to them that I had a very small boner. I didn’t realize they thought that until after when I overheard them joking with another girl who I knew liked me (she was nasty anyways). I just said “What are you guys talking about? My throbbing erection?”

Didn’t bother me because they were only laughing at what they thought was my dick.

I hate pleated pants. Dockers makes everyone look like they have a 4” boner every time they sit down.

Surely some of you guys must have seen that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm “The Pants Tent” That one really hit home for me.

I’ve never realized why women go after a man with a small penis so readily. I’ve never been told that I was small but I often feel it. I have wanted a bigger penis since I was 16 and realized it just wasn’t big enough.

I often wonder if women who have called guys small to their faces have ever been called loose or some other derogatory vaginal jab.

The only time this has sorta happened to me, was when me and one of my first girlfriends had just finished having sex. She had pretty much never seen a flaccid penis before, and as we sat naked on the bed (on our backs) she started playing with my dick (which was in the just-after-sex shrivelled stage) and she’s like “hehe.it’s so tiny!”. Immediately, she looked horror-struck and began apologizing profusely. I just laughed and said “thats not what you were saying ten minutes ago”.

I guess inexperienced women think that it’s more or less the same size all the time.