Yeah, I can’t figure out how to tell the wife. If she finds one of my contraptions, I’m busted. I had one idea. She has lost some weight lately, yet she still has the D cups. She keeps telling me she wants a boob reduction and lift. I was thinking the next time she says that, I would say that maybe I should go in for a penis enlargement. Right now I’m 6.75 X 5.5. If she says a little length would be OK, I’ll just tell her I found some manual ways to get it done and see what she says.