Hangers for NEWBIE's.

Hangers you say! :Wink:

Well things haven’t been happening as quickly as I’d like… I’m been PEing for two days now and I don’t see any GAINS! Should I “kick it up a notch”

*BAM*

I’m sort of in a hurry if you know what I mean!!

I’ve DECIDED the best course of action is start hanging… things!

Do I really have buy these things or can I just make do with what I have lying around the house?

I was thinking of just RIGGING something up!

Duct Tape and a heavy wrench should work…

You wont see any gains after 2 frickin days!

This is a MARATHON not a SPRINT.

Theres no such thing as a “fast gain method”.

No hanging until you’ve been doing the newbie routine for 3 months.

You = Newbie
Routine = Newbie routine

BE PATIENT.

Start with the newbie routine and stick with it for 3 months. After that 3 months, start worrying about hanging.

Well I’m sure I’m not the only one that wants BIG GAINS now!!

I’ll heed your advice and take it slow!

NO HANGING FOR THREE MONTHS! :(

We ALL want big gains now, but if it was possible, we’d have them and probably wouldnt be posting.

I have a pretty good feeling he won’t be around to even see the start of the race. ::wiggle::

I gained 4” in 3 days. All you have to do is put your dick in a taffy puller and BAM! there you go - huge floppy donkey dick.

Maybe you need a Diet Coke instead ::Wiggle:: *BAM*

I’m more concerned about my width. Length is one thing butt I want to be the size of a coffee can if I can. Any tricks to this? Should I drink more Folgers?

Most of the women I’ve been with were very big and loose. They must of slept with literally the whole army. They were soooo easy.
My skinny penis was like a pencil in the ocean.
Any width exercises that might help me for the weekend?

Take Care…

and no more :::’w’::: from me :)

Stick to the newbie routine and check back here in 3 months.

NOW HEAR THIS—— You must stay with the newbie routine for at least 3 months. Gains will come if you are dedicated and consistent.

Please, I don’t feel good today, so stay away from the juvenile jokes and the poor spelling before I get angry. Thank you.

OK OK I’m sorry to everyone if I annoy you. I just got too excited when I found this forum, so many questions and now I can get all the answers!!! I’ll be a good contributor from now on!

I’m just very impatient and I want some results quickly! But I think I understand about the routine, patience is required. :( I can’t wait until my friend notices the GAINS. Steam room this weekend, here I come. :)

Sounds like a troll, no?

Either way, don’t expect great gains—instead expect small to moderate gains.

That way, you won’t dissapoint yourself and you actually might achieve your goal if you can stay committed.

Yeah, thats why he got banned, lol. Sounds like you missed last nights “fun” with him. You had a lucky escape lol

That was fast..