Goodness Gracious! CHINAMAN IS HERE!!

Hello, I’m Chinaman.
I’m here for several things.

Penis Enlargement (obviously) and the dispell the myth that we Asians have 3” penises. LOL.

Anyway, I’m not sure if I’m posting in the correct forum, what’s a good starting route on enlarging my porno career?

The newbie forum is a fine place to introduce yourself.

Welcome aboard. Have fun, read the forum guidelines, then carry on reading the newbie forum, the tutorials forum and things will start to fall into place.

Are you a Peter Sellars fan?

Yea, I can see where they make a porno like a martial arts film.
Complete with the bad lip-synch editing and in slow motion pounding with lots of AAAAAIIIIYYYYEEEEEE-AAAAAAHHH!! Girl on top bouncing very high - nearly hitting her head on the ceiling. Hair flying, slo-mo head movement and wide-mouthed during orgasm.

Then the super cumshot flying yonder like those metal fighting stars and giving a whiplash from a facial…

Yes, Chinaman, welcome to the board. :D You’ve come to the right place.

Hey choker,

That sounds like a hell of an idea for a porn film, maybe you had better throw a copyright onto that.

How would you shoot it? Matrixlike with revolving gyno cameras?

That could work.

I thought you hadn’t seen The Matrix?

Why, did they have gynocams in that movie?? No, I have not caught it yet. Not a big fan of that type of flick. Even find it hard to watch Jackie Chan movies, but at least his are funny at times.

The movie can be called:

CHINESE PEE-PEE RELOADED
:)

Sorry chinaman,

We get carried away at times. To get a good idea of where to find what, try this link:

Newbie Primer

“Hey choker,
That sounds like a hell of an idea for a porn film, maybe you had better throw a copyright onto that.”

“How would you shoot it? Matrixlike with revolving gyno cameras?”

Dudes… it’s already been done.

What’s it called? ( CHINESE PEE-PEE RELOADED ? )

I gotta have that!

I forget what it’s called. Search Kazaa.

Great to have you here Chinaman! I can tell you have a kick ass sense of humor already… Looking forward to reading much, much more from you.

RWG