Going on vacation, need some advice

I’m going on a week-long vacation tomorrow and am kinda concerned about how I’m going to get my PE time in. I’ll be sharing a room with my brother, so I’m going to have to be secret about it. I’ve read up on some threads about covert PEing and have come up with a plan that I’d like some input on.

* Take my morning shower for a warm-up and do 5-7 minutes of stretching
* Take another shower before dinner (I’ll be at the beach so I’ll need to get cleaned up) and do 75-100 jelqs
* Take a third shower in the evening before bed and do 5 minutes of stretching + 75-100 jelqs

Would this be close enough to sticking with the newbie routine? My only worry is that I’m going to have to turn a 45 minute session into three 15 minute sessions, would this be a problem? In weight lifting you get your best results once you’ve reached “failure”, that last rep or two does a lot more for you than the first rep. I’m worried that this may be the same with PE (especially jelqing) and that the first 100 jelqs don’t do much but setup the next 100 jelqs that actually give you gains. If I can’t string these 200 jelqs in a row will they not be effective?

Do PE at night in the dark, when your brother is asleep.

Clamping is the most discreet and time-efficient, I think.

No, don’t listen to Bird’s advice. If he woke up I am sure he would be very uncomfortable. I have been sleeping and woke up to someone beating off like 5 feet away under their sleeping bag or whatever and it made me feel dirty. Very dirty. Ughhh *shivers*

Stretching will not be noticed that and even jelqing would not when you pull your legs up.

I could see stretching being pretty easy to get away with. I’ve never tried dry jelqing, maybe I’ll try that out tonight before we leave so I can learn how to do it well.

I could just see him being in a bed that faces his brothers bed when his brother wakes up. That would be a classic case of “it’s not what it looks like!”

How old is your brother?

Not the advice you want, but.why don’t you just take a week off. Just do your stretching in the shower and leave it at that.