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Originally Posted by unsungzero7
In my personal experience, whether or not your penis is actually small is usually besides the point. Women know they can fall back on the “well he has a small dick!” card pretty much whenever they want

Yes…Check this one out :rolling:

Somebody F**ked Up

Originally Posted by quik4life
So if a woman DOES insult you and say “oh, by the way, you have a small”, what would be the perfect comeback to such a comment?

Punch her in the face

.. Sorry, I’ll get my coat

For our demands most moderate are,

We only want the earth.

James Connolly


Touché jelqbeginner! No need to get your coat, let me buy you a drink.

And welcome bugleone! You really should post more. An excellent contribution.

zane what if she says she had to fake all her orgasms? I just remember that in All Of Me Steve Martin’s response slowly running out of steam: “Yeah? Well I faked all of …mine…too.”

Personally, I think stooping to such a level isn’t really good (unless you go completely overboard), but generally tit for tat on that level weakens you - even if you do happen to score the point in the moment.

On the other hand some people really do need to be put in their place.

That’s what the backyard is for.

Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

“I had to close my eyes and think of ****** to ever have an orgasm with you.” Pick a woman she knows of who has the perfect body part she is most self-conscious about.

I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

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I think some guys here place blame on women for feeling inadequate about the size of their dicks. Now if there were no women, and you didn’t want to have sex with men, then I suppose dick size wouldn’t matter.

If money wasn’t worth anything, we wouldn’t give a shit about that either. If women were all blind we wouldn’t care about looks either.

You see where I’m going with this? Dick size matters, that’s why we’re all here. It’s a fact of life and we need to live with it. Of course no one has ever called my dick big, except a thai prostitute who was saying anything and everything so I’d possibly give her more money, and I have slept with a lot of women for someone my age, and most of them were more than satisfied. And I still want a huge wang.

Originally Posted by Insane_Man

If money wasn’t worth anything, we wouldn’t give a shit about that either.

Except I would be baffled at how they paid for the cost or producing it. :p

Gut Scramblin' goodness.

Originally Posted by quik4life
So if a woman DOES insult you and say “oh, by the way, you have a small”, what would be the perfect comeback to such a comment?

Like the poster below you said there was a good thread on this a while back.

My personal favourite was “don’t worry I still love you”.

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy

Touché jelqbeginner! No need to get your coat, let me buy you a drink.

Thanks, I could sure go a drink today :) Glad the P.C police weren’t onto me about that joke

For our demands most moderate are,

We only want the earth.

James Connolly

Anger reeks of low status male. L.s.m. = no interest to women. Has any man really won the fire with fire argument with a woman? “Real” men don’t stoop to the same base emotional level of the angry woman. I think if a woman has made a negative comment about the penis, her comment is more of a reflection of her emotional issues than a statement of fact. In other words, she probably thinks the recipient of her hurtful comment is obtuse, and therefore to reach him she must resort to childish insults. And yes, that’s always the woman’s prerogative, and doesn’t mean a man can respond with like comments.

If I had that kind of insult levelled my way, I think I would just walk away. Perhaps say, “It was nice knowing you, I wish you well etc.”, or something similar, but I wouldn’t waste my time arguing with her.

To sum up: be a man.

Age: 42 Start date: July 14, 2004 Non-BPEL 5 5/8"; Erect girth, mid shaft, 5", base 5 1/4"

Current stats: BPEL 7.5"; Erect girth, mid-shaft (MSG) 5.25", base (BG) 5.5"

Last edited by tamegomaith : 07-30-2006 at . Reason: forgot a comment


No, really it’s true, I can’t count the women that I’ve had to deal with, me being single or being with them as a couple. They find out I’m going to have a good time/fun playing golf, fishing, boating or whatever. I do what I want to do, try and for the most part am there for the necessary things and then go have fun. I include them, but they wind up resenting it because they aren’t really interested in the activity/event (just as I am with their social hobbies), but they come back with “it’s what I wanted to do”. More times than not, when they’re not around, I’m having way more fun. Don’t get me wrong, when I’m frisky, it’s nice to have that steady hottie there and I know that takes relationship maintenance. I think women in general are just jealous, we not only can replace them with a newer/better model, but have fun while we’re doing it. And if you think I’m wrong, when was the last time any man got jealous because his girlfriend/wife went shopping, to a garden club meeting, a church social or just about anything else for that matter ? When you really think about it, unless women are going to get sexual with you, they do some really lame things. No wonder they’re miserable most of the time, they spend a majority of their time obsessing about whether or not their guy is actually enjoying themselves. Men have their moments, even have misunderstandings, but they fade, but a woman will let you know about it from time to time like it’s the chip that never gets cashed in.

Once I made the mistake of “chiming in”. I was at a club with several girls and a couple other guys. The women were ragging on this other girl (not to mention every other female in the club that was in my top 10 that night) that they didn’t even know, about the way she looked, dressed and so on. So I made a similar remark just to see the reaction I would get, those women just turned towards me and gave me a look that to this day I’ll never forget, My balls headed straight for my throat the way these women were glaring at me. But anyway every relationship I’ve been in ultimately developed into a matter of who was or better yet thought they were in control.

zaneblue, that covers a lot of territory there:

“To go for the jugular with women you have to go after their heart. All women want to be loved, to find that perfect soulmate. Tell her that no man will ever love her, and not from some physical aspect, because that can change. Zero in on her personality and say “No man will ever love you because you’re a ********.” Fit the insult to her, and no lying down on the job. Not just bitch, but frosty bitch or doormat or moron or self-centered little cunt.”

I’m a coward when it comes to that, I refuse to belittle another in that regard, when it happens, I diffuse that situation and get away from her. Not that I can’t take it, but life’s too short to be in arguments all the time. I’ve never heard the “small dick” thing, except about others and that’s when that guys woman was going off over something totally unrelated, that degraded into mud slinging. I guess maybe I got away before those insults ever came out in my case. I’m an expert at spotting it and don’t get ambushed.

That link about the billboard proves my point, a guy wouldn’t do that, that’s lame, she needs more help than he does.


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