PE doesn’t work, it’s all a conspiracy. 115,443 members are all conspiring to lure you into a false sense of security until that one fateful day when you let down your guard and the mothership comes to take you away in your sleep to perform sexual experiments on you including anal probes and semen extractions.
All in the effort of creating alien human hybrids with giant PENI. (not penises!)
Wow, I think I’ll go to bed now.
The great elm.