Depressed loser...reduced to a forum

I’m desperate. But, i’m sure you guys don’t want to hear another sob-story, so i’ll save you the misery.

I’ve ventured through a lot of PE forums, I’ve come here in desperation.

Anyone wanna hook me up with a routine that worked for them, please do so.

Basically, EL=5.10”, haven’t measured girth or flaccid states. I’m over weight, which make my small penis…SMALLER!

Where do I wanna be…EL=8”, EG=6. Is this possible within a years time?

That’s my situation. I’m sure I feel like all the other small-guys, pathetic, desperate, depressed etc.

HELP!

Hello,

What have you done at those other forums? If we know then we can better guide you with a remedy to your situation perhaps. How many hours did you throw in a week before finding yourself here? Ever hang? Pump perhaps then?

breakme,

Welcome to Thunder’s Place, and don’t for one second feel like coming to a PE board makes you a loser. This is a great place: it provides information that you can use to make your penis larger, and it has a wonderful theraputic value, if you take advantage of it.

For one, I would love to hear your story. What is it that made you decide that you had to find a way to get a bigger penis? Don’t answer in this thread, because there is all ready a great thread that is perfect for this kind of story. Here’s a link: Is It In Yet????

There is a recommended begginer routine that I think you should consider.

It’s the first post in this thread: Newbie Routine

If you aren’t familiar with Bib’s Lot Theory, I also recommend that you familiarize yourself with it before you beging PEing. Here’s a link: Bib’s LOT Theory

Hey breakme,

Welcome to Thunder’s!

I’m sure after settling in you’ll find that we’re not a bunch of depressed losers. There’s a lot of good guys here, just watch out for the one they call TwatTeaser ;)

We all have our own reasons for starting PE. Myself? I was about your size when I started in October of 2002. I am now slightly over 6" in EL. My gains have been gradual, as they are for most. Now I can’t tell you that you are going to reach your goal within a year’s time, but I can tell you that once you get into PE and figure out what works for you, you will gain. There are quite a few guys around here who start with a relatively small size, I think the most notable is YGUY. You can view YGUY’s progress report here. It’s a great story really, a lot of us smaller guys find ispiration in him.

For starters, I recommend Luvdadus’ Newbie Routine It will help familiarize you with PE and get a feel for your dick :)

I say don’t be depressed, be glad that you found PE!

>I’ve ventured through a lot of PE forums, I’ve come here in desperation. <

First dude, let me welcome you to thunders, by far the greatest PE forum I have seen around. Second let me pick you up off your face, and show you the light.

>Anyone wanna hook me up with a routine that worked for them, please do so. <

first if you are a newbie, my guess is you are since your EL is 5.10 - (which is’nt bad for a starting length and is about average to be honest with you(- you should try the newbie routine listed here :
Newbie Routine

then after a few months time you can move on to hanging and "girth routines"; inwhich would require you to do much reading so you dont injure yourself while trying a girth routine and even more reading so you dont injure yourself hanging.

Some good girth routines could be found here :
Girth Routines

but DO not try these UNTIL you are fully comfortable with your penis.

>Where do I wanna be…EL=8", EG=6. Is this possible within a years time? <

Anything is possible in life, if a black man can turn white, than I am sure you could gain 2.9 inches in a years time. However it might be harder than you think, and in some cases unheard of, but If you really stick to it then offcourse you can. Dedication is the key, and if you keep at it you will make it to 8" X 6", it might just take two years, but what is time for a bigger dick anyways?

>That’s my situation. I’m sure I feel like all the other small-guys, pathetic, desperate, depressed etc. <

Dont feel sorry for yourself man, feel sorry for the girl you DE-STROY when you have your massive 8" X 6" WANG. Look past the pitty and look towards the hope. The hope is all these wonderful people who love to help each other on this great forum. Good Luck and happy gaining.

P.S. I took 10 minutes to type this so you better not give up on me, I want to see a 8" x 6" from you in 2005.

Oh I forgot to link you to this thread- which is a great jelqing and stretching 101 for newbies. It helps out a ton : Jelqing &amp; Stretching 101

Well, I can tell you, these are the best members I’ve ever seen at a PE forum. I really hope I don’t give up this time. To be honest, I’ve never finished a week. I’m lazy an un-motivated, yet so desperate.

Thanks for your support guys, I really hope this gets me somewhere. I don’t want to live the rest of my life in this condition.

If you have “ventured through a lot of PE forums”

you’ve prolly seen a ton of routines by now.

I hope you find one that you can fit into your life

and reach your size goals..and then grow more.

….and don’t give up this time, make that bastard grow!

First of all you need to realize that any length over 6” is long enough.. girth matters more than length. I’m 6.0/4.7 and my goal is 7X5.5 .. wouldn’t something like that be a more reasonable goal? that’s well over average.

If you can get over 6 in length that’ll be enough as long as you get a girth over 5”.

Indeed, how many men probably say to themselves “I’d do anything for a bigger penis,” yet when they learn how to do it, they don’t do what is necessary to get a bigger penis? Many of us are guilty for slacking, myself included.

PE is like those entry contests on the radio and TV: Many will enter, few will win. The sad thing is that it doesn’t have to be this way. There isn’t a guy out there picking names out of a box to see who will get a bigger penis. Many people enter the world of PE only to walk back out because, surprise, it takes work.

Stick to it and be dedicated. It may take longer than you want, but you’ll get that bigger penis if you want it bad enough.

What would you do for a bigger penis?

LOT question. If my penis is “high-up”, by low-stretching and low-jelqing, do we mean point it downwards?

breakme,

Yes. In fact, you’d probably realize some good gains by hanging BTC. If you don’t have or can’t afford to buy a hanger, I’d recommend:

Making a Captain’s Wench:
- The Captn’s Wench: PE Device

OR

Making a ChickenChoker3 (CCH3):
Oh looky here! The CCH3.

OR
Making an AFB hanger (from which the CCH3 was inspired):
http://tom-hubbard.thundersplace.org/hang.htm - bad link Penis Workshop

If you can afford to buy a hanger, I recommend a Bib Hanger. I’m really enjoying mine.
http://www.bighanger.com/index

>LOT question. If my penis is “high-up”, by low-stretching and low-jelqing, do we mean point it downwards?<

Yep. Downwards you go, and even try for BTC. Why is it so hard for you to stay motivated?

You need to pull your shit together. You have to do one of two things; either soak up that you have a small dick with all those other issues and learn to live with it or start doing something about it no matter how small you believe it is.

Baby steps is the answer for a good number of people. First just do some easy jelqing. Figure it out and see where it gets you. Learn how to do either a hot wrap or a rice sock. Make is small and make it simple. Don’t go crazy about Lot and all these advanced moves. You are just overdoing it.

No one is going to rub your dick for you. So figure what side of the fence you want to sit on. The choice is yours and yours alone. I wish the best for you but one must make their own decisions. I can’t choose for you, only you can do that. We are here presenting options for you, but if you are not biting we seem to be in some strange Mexican Standoff then.

Exactly. Like I said: Many will enter, few will win. Winning is a choice that we all have in this one, but it requires a stern decision to participate and stick with it.