Deep thought for the day

It occurs to me that this whole penis enlargement thing would be so much easier - at least for the straight guys - if the women of the world were putting this much effort into vagina shrinking exercises. When is some enterprising gal going to start Lightning’s Place so that the ladies can meet us half way?

I know women in their little circles give each other advice on how to tighten up their vaginas. I’ve heard it first hand and there are different methods.

I think the best one was way back when I hooked up with a girl that used to put her pussy under the running bathtub tap and let it fill up with water and squeeze it out over and over. Basically kegals under running water. She had amazing muscle control and if I was going on a bit too long she would tighten up and make me cum instantly.

Later on while going out with another girl that had a kid the I knew and fucked occasionally since High School, I told her in a round about kind of way about this method of developing amazing pussy control. She was so loose since having the baby that I felt ridiculously small inside her and I wasn’t exactly small pre-PE. A year later when I caught up with her for a casual hookup, her pussy was much tighter and she also had much better control. Even better than I remember when we hooked up before she had a child. I’m sure since it worked for her, she would’ve told her friends and so the story goes.

But screw that, let the women do their thing and let us do our thing. There’s nothing better than having and knowing you have the biggest cock in the room.

My girl does kegels when we have sex(squeezes her pussy).that feels amazing.she does that just to make me cum earlier.hahahaha.I love when she does that

My main girl friend is very loose now, and when she kegels during sex it just hurts me I can’t stand it. Strange?

I agree ninja turtle. It’s not like it’d be anywhere near as much work for them as it is for us. All they should do is kegels and, as the anecdotal evidence above suggests, this would make an amazing difference for everyone involved.

If I ever get a girlfriend (sigh) I will be sure to “accidentally” leave a web page open about the benefits of female kegels for her to find lol.

There is, apparently, a relatively cheap cosmetic (elective) procedure that women (designed for post-birth but anyone can get it) can get where they effectively stitch you up tighter than a 12 year old. A friend of mine had it done and she said “it is like, the most awesome thing ever”.

Yeah, a friend of mine’s wife got a rip while delivering the baby. The doctor had to stitch her up and put a few extra stitches in there for him. He said it was the best thing ever…and it was free.

Wow. This was my attempt at a joke, but I guess some sincere efforts are in fact underway!

I knew you were just messing around. But you make a good point. Hopefully it helps a few guys out if they spread the word to the ladies in a some way.

My girl wants to start hanging from her pussy after reading about that russian woman with strongest vaginal muscles, no joke.

I didn’t :(

But don’t tell them about PE. We don’t want to spread the word about THAT.