Damn!! I wondered what’d happened to my clito…er, a “cock”…yeah…that’s it!!
It's better to think you're doing something than to sit back and wonder what might have been Start: 12/2003 EBPL: 7 15/16 EG: 5 1/4 Now: 12/2004 EBPL: 8 1/2 EG: 5 5/8 (pumped is 5 7/8 mid, 6.25 base) FL: 6.25
Speaking of the Dangers of Jelqing, I am reminded of a similar danger, that happened to a friend of mine.
He went in for a prosthetic hand one day. He used to have the hook device, but technology improved enough, that he was ready to update. This hand would work on brain impulses and verbal commands.
Right after it was attached, he went into the men’s room to urinate. He said “open my zipper”, and the hand pulled down the zipper. He said “gently hold my penis over the unrinal”, and it did. He then urinated to conclusion.
When he was done, he said “shake it”, and the hand shook it. “Hmmm” he said, that feels pretty good. He looked around, no one else was in the bathroom, and he said, “shake it a little harder”. By this time he had gotten an erection, and he was enjoying his new hand.
He said “Jerk it off!!!”, and, yikes, the hand pulled his penis, right off his body! He said “F*ck Me!!!” and the hand shoved his penis, up his ass.
“So be careful out there, Okay”.
Damn thing won’t accept 4 capital letters!
1) show up at forum as a newbie 2) trash site with unsubstantiated passive agressive rantings. ( Ohh, you are all being unfare, I was just saying, look at them pick on me for trying to help, etc.) 3) claim that if you get banned for it the site is at fault and you are vindicated.
Mr. Bananas drink whilst typing the post? a Greek Martini. What kind of snack with that martini? A French Onion.
You know what you doing. You are on the way to destruction.