My friend a coffee-addict Phil is a nice guy but he used to steal in the local grocery stores. He would just come up to a shelf, slip a grounded 8.8oz coffee brick into his pocket and matter-of-factly goes through the door. There is no denying that something is bulging around his left pocket area when he goes by the checkout. But Phil always gets away with it. Once I dropped by in there to pick out some liquors and was watching the following scene- a women in casual dress comes up to Phil and says that her name is Rita and she’s the head of security of the supermarket chain: “would you be so kind as to show me what is bulging around your left pocket?” Phil: Ok, but won’t you accept it as an abuse? I’ve recently used my :spam: and I have 10 inches in girth now”. Rita works up a sweat and apologizes. Later he told me that this is the only excuse that works
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