Christmas turkey neck

Firstly, merry xmas and stuff to everyone :)

I was eating my christmas turkey yesterday and nearly threw up thinking about turkey neck, I imagined eating the loose skin on my penis. Sometimes I think I am truly insane lol.

The main reason for this thread is because my turkey neck seems to be decreasing after stretching the skin between my glans and where the turkey skin connects to my penis. I have basically been warming up LOTS and holding this stretch until my grip completely fails… which is normally about 3 minutes or so.

I will keep you all posted on this, I am really pleased so far though.