Cheapest possible lube for PE

Hi, I just wanted to share my extremely cheap and easy to make lube recipe.

I take about 1-2 dl of water and add 1-2 tablespoons of linseeds and let it cook at medium heat for 2-4 minutes until the water becomes jellyish. Then I filter out the seeds and the lube is complete.
The feel is almost like a water-based lube, but it doesn´t dry out and I have noticed that I can make it a bit harder by adding some quinoa and probably other kinds of seeds.

It cost near to nothing and is completely free of odour and taste. I keep it refrigerated and it seems to be okay at least a week, maybe more.

/ 16cmofmeat

Geez! Why go through all the bother when you can buy a can of “vegetable shortening” and it will last you a lifetime? I prefer it to any other lube because it’s natural, super lube, water soluble only with soap so it works while I’m in the hot tub too. And it leaves your cock soft so the wife loves to suck on it! :)

I just had a brain fart! It would probably work good for anal sex too. I don’t do this so someone else can try it! haha

I just use coconut oil straight from the jar. It’s natural, smells good, lasts long and is just slippery enough but not too slippery.

Easy and cheap. Leaves the skin silky soft too.

Hey, I have some coconut oil in my kitchen! Do you need to wash it off afterward, or does it just absorb into the skin?

Well, I usually just wipe most of it off with toilet paper because it tends to absorb to your clothes too. But just the excess, no need to wash in my opinion.
As I said, it leaves the skin nice and soft.

I use Vaseline.

Johnsons baby oil jel , great stuff , works perfect !!!!!

We’re talking cheapest so let’s name some prices per fl. oz. or oz. Avdp (weight). Crisco shortening is like $4.58 for 48 oz. avdp. which comes out to about $0.10 per oz. (Amazon)

The stuff is semi water proof and takes a beating. (pun) Also it comes in butter flavor so the ladies like to suck on it! haha

Oh yes an ounce of the stuff will probably do you for a week! That is cheap!

My dad was in Aden before Korea and he said that that it was a good job they had olive oil because otherwise the tanks wouldn’t roll, and what else would you use it for, it tastes like shit!

I use it now for cooking, but it took a while to get used to the taste/smell.

Typical Anglo/Saxon me.

Metamorpho: We don´t have that kind of stuff where I´m from(sweden) so I prefer my own recipe. It´s nearly impossible to say how much fl. oz. of my stuff costs, but I can get 1 kg of linseed for approximately 5 $ and I will probably have left-overs when I die that my children can inherit.

A-unit: Lol, don´t you eat italian food in Ontario? A good advice is to buy the “virgin oil” since it tastes a lot better then warm-pressed.

Hey you 16, “kallpressad rapsolja” is damn cheap and really good, a bottle last half a year or more.

Hey guys, the important thing is that you keep it lubed so it doesn’t get raw and chaffed! Hard to fuck with a sore dick! LOL And A-unit maybe you need a spicy italian babe to make it smell better! We could patent that idea and sell cold pressed (virgin) olive oil that smells like pussy! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Makes me hard thinking about it! haha

I bought a 14 ounce jar of lubriderm and a 3 oz bottle of aloe vera/vitamin E oil. I poked a bunch of holes in the lubriderm poured in the oil and ended up stirring for about 20 min. It was worth it though the oil made the lubriderm a little more viscous and it has the added health benefits.