Can I spank my monkey before or after PE

Can I spank my monkey before or after PE? If not how long do I have to wait?

LTB

Perform a search why don’t you b4 starting another never-ending-answered-question.

Welcome to TP btw

b4??? What the fuck is that?

Oh, hehe *before. I’m getting to used to text speak :-)

Necromancer just nailed me in Main for misspelling a member’s name. :D

You have a monkey?

I let my monkey play with beavers. That way he behaves good, and I don’t have to spank him.

Lovingthebeach, you do NOT want Tube to get his hands on your monkey. Hide the poor animal, NOW.

Lleaving asside, for the moment, ethical concerns of animal abuse:

I don’t know, can you spank your monkey? Perhaps you meant to ask, “may I spank my monkey before or after PE?”

What the hell did your monkey do to deserve a spanking?

Is it truly a crime to spank ones monkey? I guess it depends on whether he is innocent or guilty.

Whatever happened to “choking the rooster”? I always thought that was colorful.

…or “stroking the salami”

Apologies should be sent to lovethebeach. This topic has been discussed so often here that we feel free to have fun with you about it.

Albeit, it’s been discussed a lot. But there is no consensus that I know of. Basically, lovethebeach, there’s a lot of controversy as to whether or not you should masturbate much. My personal opinion is that masturbating before PE isn’t a good idea because some exercises require being “plumped up” a bit, and that can be difficult post-ejaculation.