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Originally Posted by androNYC
One downside to sleeping naked— be careful that it is actually a fart that you are pushing out.

Nothing worse than having to change sheets at five in the morning …

“Sharts” are the absolute worst, especially when your fiance’ is in the bed next to you and you’re trying to be a smart ass by pushing out a fart after Mexican food. (it wasn’t pretty ;( )

Paraphrased: It is not the critic who counts: The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who, at the best, knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

Originally Posted by sta-kool
I’ve had a 60lb dog step on my night wood once — another disadvantage.

Haha oh damn.

I can’t sleep naked. The times I’ve tried it I always ended up rolling over on my dick and pinching it. Need the underwear to keep it up and out of the way.

Originally Posted by Acid Jazz
“Sharts” are the absolute worst, especially when your fiance’ is in the bed next to you and you’re trying to be a smart ass by pushing out a fart after Mexican food. (it wasn’t pretty ;( )

Lmao- sounds bad!

Originally Posted by man-of-10
Lmao- sounds bad!

She’s my wife now, of 12+ years. But, holy shit. I was laughing, thinking I was funny. I tried to squeeze out a fart, and squirted dio on the sheets. I looked at her with terror in my eyes. She was so pissed at me because I was trying to be a smart ass and I just ended up being an ASS. We had to remove the sheets and the whole 9 yards man.

So, the lesson is, if you go to greasy Mexican food, and you sleep naked, don’t trust that the “fart feeling” you have is only going to be “shit air”. ;)

Paraphrased: It is not the critic who counts: The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who, at the best, knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

:D LOLOLOLOL:D

Man that is hialrious!

:D LOLOLOLOL:D

Man that is hialrious!

Originally Posted by man-of-10
:D LOLOLOLOL:D

Man that is hialrious!

Yeah. It makes me crack up thinking about it.

Paraphrased: It is not the critic who counts: The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who, at the best, knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

Originally Posted by Acid Jazz

Yeah. It makes me crack up thinking about it.

At least you didn’t scoot up while she was asleep so your ass was in her face and shit on her head ;)

WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Originally Posted by androNYC
At least you didn’t scoot up while she was asleep so your ass was in her face and shit on her head ;)

First, you are a sick, sick man. (with quite an imagination :) )

Second, I actually like her.

Third, and lastly, I would probably be pushing up daisy’s if that were to have been the scenario. ( I’ve never even held her under the covers for a whiff.)

Andro, sounds like you might have some experience here? A little “fecal fetish” have we?

Paraphrased: It is not the critic who counts: The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who, at the best, knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

Originally Posted by Acid Jazz
First, you are a sick, sick man. (With quite an imagination :) )

Second, I actually like her.

Third, and lastly, I would probably be pushing up daisy’s if that were to have been the scenario. ( I’ve never even held her under the covers for a whiff.)

Andro, sounds like you might have some experience here? A little “fecal fetish” have we?


None whatsoever, I implied no intent to shit, just since all of us have had that shart moment, I could just imagine the worst case scenario.

The WWWV had a sense of humor about her own farts and would Dutch oven me on occasion.

Btw- I was ROFLMAO while I wrote that.

More importantly, she clearly likes you— after, she married you after she knew you shit the bed.

WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

What I want to know is what you said after the screaming stopped?

Did you have the presence of mind to comment that “Shit Happens”

"Apparently everywhere”

WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Well I gave this a try and I can’t say I noticed much of a difference.

Originally Posted by androNYC
What I want to know is what you said after the screaming stopped?

Did you have the presence of mind to comment that “Shit Happens”

"Apparently everywhere”

:) It wasn’t necessarily screaming. It was that look of disgust that all men know, and hate to see.

Thank god my wife is the type that likes to keep her “smells” to herself as much as possible. We’ve been nice to each other, and spared the Dutch Oven.

I only had the presence of mind to squeeze my cheeks as hard as I could while waddling to the bathroom to let it go.

LOL, I can still remember her chipping at me as I was red in the face, on the toilet, trying to wipe.

Yeah, I absolutely am a lucky guy.

Paraphrased: It is not the critic who counts: The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who, at the best, knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

Lmfao at these posts! Thanks guys :D

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