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Being Secretive About P.e!

Hey guys newbie here as you may have already gathered. Ummm my routine is done in the shower (100 kegels and 300 wet jelqs done in 3 sets of 100) and then I’ll do some stretches outside. I’ll do the straight outward stretch and hold for 30 seconds, then pointing down and hold for 30 seconds, then I’ll finish it off with a couple sets of jai stretches. Oh yea, and I’ll also do a BTC stretch for about 3/4 minutes. Sound ok to start with?

ANYWAY my real comment was about being secretive about PE within your house. I live with my parents and sometimes I’ll go in the shower and be doing my routine, and hear my mum banging on the door asking why Im taking so long. I also remember last week my little sister BURSTING into my room (why don’t little kids KNOCK and THEN enter!) and seeing me with her bottle of johnsons baby oil in one hand, while I was stretching the hell out of my dick with the other. Had to bribe her to keep her mouth shut from my parents, as far as little kids go, she’s got the biggest mouth in the world, I could just envision being at the dinner table and her blurting out “..and he was rubbing himself with my baby oil…” wouldn’t have been worth the horror, so the £10 I gave her was worth it. So NOW i got to try and be real secretive about it, listening for footsteps and all that, it’s actually quite annoying because you’re trying to concentrate on your routine and get in the rhythm, but you got to listen out for people and other noises. DAMN I need to get a lock on my door……

Think about times when they don’t bother you. How about early in the morning? They don’t often come into your room do they?

And what about when you tell them you’re going to bed, I assume they don’t bother you then.

I guess what I’m saying is warm up in the bathroom but move the PE to your bedroom.

After that there’s always sneaky stretches you can fit in after going to the toilet or whatever.

I’ll be relying on the above myself, at least for now.

Always lock the bathroom door. Take advantage of the times when everyone happens to be out of the house, but always be prepared for the “we came home early!”.


cead mile failte :lep:

I don’t understand why your mom cares about the time you spend in the shower?

Ask her this next time…”Mom, you want me to be clean for the outside world, don’t you?” Add a little sarcasm and it’ll go a long way, Bro. She’ll get the hint.

And as far as your sister goes, Ten pounds is a lot to keep her quiet. Tell her that you will tell your parents that she made out in the laundry room with some guy, unless she’s way underage.

Besides all that, listen to ICM & SixerMan…

:D


Make it huge....!

Uncut4Big / Mike

Dry jelqing may be more effective, less messy and can be done in the privacy of your own room.

stretches can easily be done stealthily before going off to sleep, baby or talcum powder is a great grip aid and easily explained away as a remedy for chafing. If I were doing a stealth routine it would be 3 or 4 minisessions of 100 two to three sec dry jelqs (about 5 or 6 min each) thoughout the day and 5 to 10 min stretches at bedtime. 3 on 1 off.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

PS:

You asked for it by not locking your fucking door.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

You not the first person who’s sister has caught them jerking off.

Originally Posted by Mugwomp
You not the first person who’s sister has caught them jerking off.

Yeah, could be worse. Once my mom caught my sister jerking ME off.


"...this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to..."

- Maynard James Keenan

Did you at least wipe off before handing her the money? I hope you at least waited a few minutes before chasing after her with your wallet with a shiny hardon in hand.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Originally Posted by slightcurve
Yeah, could be worse. Once my mom caught my sister jerking ME off.

That is absolutely hilarious!

Originally Posted by slightcurve
Yeah, could be worse. Once my mom caught my sister jerking ME off.

Almost choked on my gum! Way too funny.


cead mile failte :lep:

Originally Posted by twatteaser
Did you at least wipe off before handing her the money? I hope you at least waited a few minutes before chasing after her with your wallet with a shiny hardon in hand.

Money? She does it for free. My sister is a really….oh shit, thought you were talking to me. Sorry.


"...this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to..."

- Maynard James Keenan

I have to PE past 1am till I pass out. Like right now :D . I know how you feel I have 2 females in my house my mom and my sister and all her little friends coming and going thats a lots of traffic. I been lucky, so far only gear of my pe that was found was my rice sock and theraband I explained it is for heating my muscles after I work out, I said something similar about the theraband. Hiding stuff is whats hard for me, becasue I dont want to have to go all over to get my stuff. I go to sleep evernight with my dick sore as hell. :p

Originally Posted by slightcurve

Yeah, could be worse. Once my mom caught my sister jerking ME off.

I would not be able to get over that. I think I would die!!! Way too awkward!

“You asked for it by not locking your fucking door.”…luvdadus

ummmm…..

“DAMN I need to get a lock on my door……”…ME

I’ll leave it at that…

By the way you was joking about your sister jerking you of….wasnt u?!LOL…the reason I ask is cos brownmans reply looked like he believed it. Dirty motherfuc<ers. But also to GOODHEAD you feel my pain bro? Im 19 but my mum still goes snooping in my room, shes found pornos and all that, but that dont really bother her just a teen thing. But when I get my hanger eventually Im just thinking how am gonna explain it…”yea mum…its for my…fingers, I used it to stretch my fingers so they appear, uummmm hhmmmm….longer” yea right, BULLSH1T

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