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Another Size Survey By Women

Not as huge as a barnacle’s penis!


Starting Stats: 6.0(NBPEL)X5.0(EG) Current Stats: 7.25(NBPEL)X5.60(EG)

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty (Blade Runner).

I think a better way to find out what women really want in a dick is to ask something along the lines of: was the biggest you had the most pleasurable (neglecting the man’s skill, etc)?, how many have you had, and what percentile was the most pleasurable? (ie. smallest ten percent, median, largest twenty percent). That might give us a lot more usable answers.

I once asked a girl what the smallest she had was and she spread her thumb and index finger about a span of 2 inches. I told her she was mean because I’m that big too… if she was talking width.

She blushed and couldn’t stop smiling at me.


If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

Nice line, WayneCider. :)


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

Originally Posted by Joe_joe
I think a better way to find out what women really want in a dick is to ask something along the lines of: was the biggest you had the most pleasurable (neglecting the man’s skill, etc)?, how many have you had, and what percentile was the most pleasurable? (ie. smallest ten percent, median, largest twenty percent). That might give us a lot more usable answers.

Okay, but…

Do you really want to have that conversation?

I mean, at best, it’s clinical and at worst she’ll wonder about you - and not in a good way.

The only way I can see that line of questioning working is if it were done by a scientific survey team. White lab coats and clipboards and such. On a personal basis… it’s a rare conversation of that sort that goes well.

You don’t get women asking about other snatches, do you? Or do you?

Originally Posted by Thatcat
I’m like the biggest dick in the world.

Seriously, I’m fucking huge.


Can I quote you on that?

Just kidding.

In actual fact you have a lot people ahead of you on that score. I always wonder how they thread the tape measure in such a beautifully complex manner. :D


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
Can I quote you on that?

Just kidding.

In actual fact you have a lot people ahead of you on that score. I always wonder how they thread the tape measure in such a beautifully complex manner. :D


It’s a delicate art, sort of like naked gymnastics, only it’s not that appealing, and flexibility is frowned upon.

Don’t ask me why I thought this line humorous, but I did, and now I am laughing my ass off in my chair, my younger brother walked in from the other room wondering what the fuck was so funny and I have no intelligent way of explaining to him why I am on a dick pulling forum, laughing at dick jokes.

I feel dirty and ashamed. The kind of dirty no soup can clean, and no time can heal.


Wishing and hoping for the best - yup your doing it wrong.

:funpost: :rolling:


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

No soup can clean.


"Debate the idea..."

Yeah I know it’s soap, sue me, I was laughing in my chair and feeling ashamed at the same time.

If you have ever experienced that mixed emotional state you would know how hard it is to type and shake up and down, side to side, looking like you have a pogo coming out of your ass that you can’t control.


Wishing and hoping for the best - yup your doing it wrong.

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
You don’t get women asking about other snatches, do you? Or do you?
That’s interesting. There are a lot of women out there who are self-conscious about their snatches in some way (the appearance, the smell, the feel, whatever), just as they are self-conscious of so many body parts, yet you never do hear a woman badgering her man about comparisons of her snatch with other women’s that he’s encountered…

Might be an argument for them being smarter than us, Para. Or at least more tactful.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
Might be an argument for them being smarter than us, Para.

Absolutely not. I simply refuse to believe that.

Nope.


"Debate the idea..."

Originally Posted by bassman70
I think a better way to find out what women really want in a dick is to ask something along the lines of: was the biggest you had the most pleasurable (neglecting the man’s skill, etc)?, how many have you had, and what percentile was the most pleasurable? (Ie. Smallest ten percent, median, largest twenty percent). That might give us a lot more usable answers.

I’ve got to say that I’ve had those conversations with my wife. She’s had 20 to 25 partners(from what she’s said). She claimed that the best sex was with the guy that was supposedly the biggest. She claims that he wasn’t too much bigger than me. Of course I’m supposed to be the best now, so he’s second best lol. I will admit that he was a tall and muscular guy with good looks, and she said he lasted over a 1/2 hour straight up intercourse. I guess that helps. I’m 7” nbpel, and she’s only 5 ft tall, but she’s got big childbearing hips, and she’s got a large vagina. I’ve put a true 8 1/2 x 6 1/2 in her doggy(dildo), and there wasn’t one wince of pain. Part of me wanted to find a 10 x7 to mess with, and the other half wanted to hit my dick with a hammer.


Last edited by Mr. Happy : 04-25-2009 at . Reason: fixed quotes

I get the feeling that many of the women on that site are exaggerating the size of penises :)


"You are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts."

Originally Posted by bassman70
Part of me wanted to find a 10 x7 to mess with, and the other half wanted to hit my dick with a hammer.

I know the feeling :D


Going for 6 inches of girth, wish me luck.

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