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Thanks for the aggressive PMs djloomis. You are obviously a full of shit troll. Don’t PM me anymore.


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Originally Posted by StarfighterCMD
Thanks for the aggressive PMs djloomis. You are obviously a full of shit troll. Don’t PM me anymore.

He just PM’ed me too! I am scared to go read this nonsense now.

Originally Posted by rootsnatty

The pee jelq. I think that’s a new one. That doesn’t happen much around here.

You have to do this kind of jelq in the shower so you need a waterproof lubricant to jelq with or it will keep getting washed off. The very best lube to use in the bath or shower is duck fat, as of course ducks are naturally waterproof.

It also makes your hands pee-proof!

:)


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Originally Posted by StarfighterCMD

Thanks for the aggressive PMs djloomis. You are obviously a full of shit troll. Don’t PM me anymore.

See that little red flag at the top right of the post? You can use it to let us know what’s happening (but please don’t abuse it! Thanks).


Heat makes the difference between gaining quickly or slowly for some guys, or between gaining slowly instead of not at all for others. And the ideal penis size is 7.6" BPEL x 5.6" Mid Girth.

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Originally Posted by firegoat
You have to do this kind of jelq in the shower so you need a waterproof lubricant to jelq with or it will keep getting washed off. The very best lube to use in the bath or shower is duck fat, as of course ducks are naturally waterproof.
It also makes your hands pee-proof!
:)

That seriously made me crack up!

I am gonna go milk my duck’s oil gland now and see if duck oil works as good as duck fat.

Originally Posted by rootsnatty
That seriously made me crack up!

I am gonna go milk my duck’s oil gland now and see if duck oil works as good as duck fat.


Please make sure to leave it enough oil to maintain its own waterproofness - if a duck sinks it can be mistaken for a witch :) and you wouldn’t want that to happen because they burn witches, which is a huge waste of precious duck fat.


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So… If a goat weighs more than a duck, it’s a witch? Can it cast a bigger dick spell for me? I don’t care about the repercussions!

Also, thanks goat, thunder. :)

Originally Posted by firegoat
You have to do this kind of jelq in the shower so you need a waterproof lubricant to jelq with or it will keep getting washed off. The very best lube to use in the bath or shower is duck fat, as of course ducks are naturally waterproof.
It also makes your hands pee-proof!
:)

Now I understand you. Thank you for previous post in other thread


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Originally Posted by StarfighterCMD
So.. If a goat weighs more than a duck, it’s a witch? Can it cast a bigger dick spell for me? I don’t care about the repercussions!

Also, thanks goat, thunder. :)

Rip off your penis and stuff it with garlic until it is the desired size. Then tape it back on with duck tape. The natural fats in the tape will heal your cock back on in no time and you’ll be so huge super sexy ya

Maybe I could stuff the garlic from the other end?


Greetings, Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

Originally Posted by firegoat
Please make sure to leave it enough oil to maintain its own waterproofness - if a duck sinks it can be mistaken for a witch :) and you wouldn’t want that to happen because they burn witches, which is a huge waste of precious duck fat.

What also floats in water?

Very small rocks, a church, lead!

A duck!

Originally Posted by StarfighterCMD
Maybe I could stuff the garlic from the other end?

No.

It’s crucial you remove it entirely so you can stuff it like a duffel bag.

Pouring salt in the wound before duck taping it back on will also help the healing process and grant you years of extra life.

Originally Posted by bhcentral

Now I understand you. Thank you for previous post in other thread

:)


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Originally Posted by Longth
No.

It’s crucial you remove it entirely so you can stuff it like a duffel bag.

Pouring salt in the wound before duck taping it back on will also help the healing process and grant you years of extra life.

And you have to use the Duck brand of duct tape, it is the only kind that contains real duck lipids.

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