AhHH Help

So I just had an intense session of masturbation. Yeah, yeah. Well I was going to do a little bit of stretching afterwards, but I looked at my head and it looks as if I had gotten two raised and swollen areas on it! What the hell could this be? It is not like a lump, if anything it looks like hives or a mosquito bite, similar looking but it is not either. It is not hard and if I press down on them I cannot feel any stiffness or anything like that.

Should I be worried?

I did not notice until afterwards, and it is not painful at all. I see no red spots from squeezing to hard or anything, but this is the first time I have ever seen anything like this on my penis so I am a little freaked out.

You might be gay {not that there’s anything wrong with that}.

Ok, ok.

You might be a compulsive masturbator {again, not that there’s anything wrong with that}.

There are all kinds of benign bumps and lesions you could have that are nothing to worry about. You may have broken a capillary or have a small abrasion or sebaceous inflammation.

Have you been having sex (apart from with yourself)?

Phew it is gone. Anyways, to Mr. Happy..

I am gay, but a lesbian. I love women and I cannot help it.

I masturbate infinite times a day. Maybe even a second. I masturbate so much it causes a rip in the time space continuum and allows me to travel through time.

It was not a bump nor a lesion. It was shaped like a toy dinosaur. It spit fire and yelled “Graaaah” at the same time.

Yes, sex with my stuffed animals. They are all tested, and clean, though.

Thanks for the help.

:rolling:

I know how you feel.

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:-s

Well that’s a relief.

Probably was lymph if there was no discoloration and it cleared up that quick.

That was some funny shit, bro. :thumbs: (except for the stuffed animals bit - that’s just wrong).