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About to get married-need help


Originally Posted by gunnabhuge
Thanks Thunder, and thanks for the site. I will be donating soon. Now that I’m measuring BP I get a length of about 6.8, if that changes any of your answers. If you don’t mind me asking why is Okish a lucky bastard Chicken?

Because he got massive newbie gains.


Originally Posted by gunnabhuge
Thanks guys, especially Girth and Greed for taking the time. I’m gonna go for it. I’m somewhat conditioned already, but I’m going to take it slow. Don’t want to get married with an out of commission dick. I know this is a newbie question but is BPEL= beginning penis erect length and BPEG=beginning penis erect girth?

That’s not what those acronyms mean. BPEL = Bone-Pressed Erect Length. BPEG doesn’t exist, it’s just Erect Girth (EG).

Teej is correct about the acronyms.

Your size is bigger than most gunnabhuge.

Like iamaru said your length is above average and your girth is well above average.

If you have a 5.5” girth and you were able to pump to 7” my guess is you were using WAY too much pressure and am not surprised you had a “bad experience”. I can only imagine. If you pump responsibly it is one of the safer methods of PE. We have a whole forum on it. avocet8 is our leading guru. The man knows.

As far as wedding night jitters.

Don’t worry about it. She’s not having sex with your dick, she’s having sex with you. And sex with you should not be all about your dick. Maybe give her some attention?

Create romance. Look into her eyes. Kiss her. Make her feel special. Be gentle with her. Go slow. There’s no rush; you two have the rest of your lives. Make the moment last.

Your dick is not going be undergoing critical evaluation or scientific inspection.

She wants you, so be there for her.

And bring your dick along, it’s more than adequate for the job size-wise. Seriously.

The best thing you can do is relax and help her to relax. This is what it’s all about. She’s a virgin after all.

Once she gets used to sex then you can get all freaky and hardcore.

But my strong advice to you is to concentrate on making her first time soft, slow and (most important) romantic: and all about her. Go down on her. Turn her on. Make her feel beautiful.

You only get one chance to make her first time great. Do your best.

It is so NOT about your penis.

Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Last edited by Mr. Happy : 04-09-2007 at .

Thanks Mr. H. You are right. All of these posts about certain methods and scientifics kind of takes the romance out of sex.

As far as pumping I am going to try Dr. Kaplan’s pump, get the right size this time, and take it slow. With the knowledge I have gained here it should be much better. I will also be posting a thread on Kaplan’s VS. LAP-Distributors pumps. I just have to wait until I become an official member.

One last thing, you and Rootcap are my two favorite members here. We should post a thread for the newbs telling who their favorite senior member/moderator is.


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