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A story and some questions

A story and some questions

So, I’m in bed on top enjoying the sweetness of the feminine form when my wife says “ I love your balls slapping against me”. Well its music to my ears to hear her say this but it’s not my balls she’s feeling. Mine are as tight as those little rubber bands you get on broccoli, no slapping possible. Now your thinking, “so whose balls are they”, the answer is, it’s the neoprene. What!, neoprene, this couple must be into some kinky stuff.

No, not really, let me back up and explain. During jelqing I kept getting pubic hair in the way so I thought, “hey, let’s shave”. Well it was great for a day or two and then I just couldn’t get it smooth enough so she didn’t get prickled during sex, which really sucked. I did searches on this site for every possible solution but none of them worked out, not to mention I was getting pretty raw. So I decided to let it grow back. Well you can imagine the prickles only got worse. It got to the point where she hardly wanted sex and I really didn’t want to do it if she wasn’t enjoying it. In an attempt to find a solution I cut a hole in a pair of underwear to cover the stubble but she said it came through the fabric so I doubled it up but it still didn’t work completely. She was getting cranky and I frustrated, about to give up on sex for awhile, actually oral was getting lots of action but we both wanted to finish off with some good penetration.

Then one day I’m thinking “ there must be a workable solution” ,when it comes to me, some 1/8” neoprene I have for outfitting my kayak. So I make this little neoprene loin cloth with a smart hole in the center for Mr. Wanker, and low and behold we are back in business, no more prickles. There’s the explanation for the slapping neoprene.

This of course gets me interested in stretching the old jewel sac so we can have some genuine ball slapping, which brings me to a few questions after checking out the ball stretching posts.

Does anyone know why they hang nice and low when you wake up in the morning? If they would hang like that all the time I wouldn’t need to consider stretching. Isn’t the point of the sac to control the sperm temperature by contracting and loosening? Is it a good idea to be messing with that function? Even if you stretch it, won’t it just work harder to shrink up anyway?. I don’t quite get it since I am always a furnace (very high metabolism), you would think my balls would be trying to get away from me, not sucked up as tight as possible. Why do some guys hang like a swing set at the park?

I would appreciate some medical understanding about loose vs. tight ball and why, as well as any other perspectives on the subject. For me the whole point of PE is about the pleasure I give and share with my partner (well I suppose a little ego is in there too), and if slapping balls helps, I’m soon to be a ball stretching fool.

I love this forum. I could never say this stuff anywhere else! What a supportive place.

My my my, the trials and tribulations of PE. Your scrotum is vascular-rich with an ample blood supply, in the am when you awake you will find an engorged package due to blood pooling in the loin region which causes a tumescent member and loose sack. The engorgement plus the warmth between your thighs will cause the balls to hang lower away from the body in order to thermo-regulate and keep your sperm happy. Your hang is primarily genetically determined so if you are not happy with tight ones the stretching exercises will allow for an adjustment. Upon stretching your sac they will still recede and thermo-regulate, however, you will have excess skin then before giving the appearance of greater mass and greater variation in appearance i.e. low to high. So, now when you wake up in the morning you will have to move your sac out of the way in order not to trip on it.

Sounds very plausible, and fits well with what I assumed was the case. I also think that age plays a part, the older you get, the less frequently they seem to want to contract. BTW Tsuga, that didn’t sound remotely kinky. Okay, I lie, have you any more problems you would like to share?, please.


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Originally Posted by Tomba
My my my, the trials and tribulations of PE. Your scrotum is vascular-rich with an ample blood supply, in the am when you awake you will find an engorged package due to blood pooling in the loin region which causes a tumescent member and loose sack. The engorgement plus the warmth between your thighs will cause the balls to hang lower away from the body in order to thermo-regulate and keep your sperm happy. Your hang is primarily genetically determined so if you are not happy with tight ones the stretching exercises will allow for an adjustment. Upon stretching your sac they will still recede and thermo-regulate, however, you will have excess skin then before giving the appearance of greater mass and greater variation in appearance i.e. low to high. So, now when you wake up in the morning you will have to move your sac out of the way in order not to trip on it.

:dada: And I have a medical degree :eek:


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Rousseau,

Sorry I dont have any more problems to titilate you with. Give me a few weeks, maybe a little neoprene today will turn into this tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by Tomba
…in the am when you awake you will find an engorged package due to blood pooling in the loin region which causes a tumescent member and loose sack.

Not so, Tomba. Nocturnal erections and morning wood are created through the central nervous system, not blood “pooling in the loin region.” During REM sleep the sympathetic nervous system shuts down allowing the parasympathic to take over and produce a series of erections.


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avocet8

Avocet8,

If what you say is the cause of the erection in the morning then whats the cause of the loose ball?

Yes, if your talking erections, I am merely referring to flaccid size and low sac condition. When you arise in the morning and remove your flannel jammies you will notice blood engorgement in your loin area; this physiological condition also is responsible for those good morning fuck sessions. And it is a result of blood pooling in your loin region; another words, the gun is loaded and your gal just needs to pull back your trigger. Its not an erection, it is the precondition to arousal and serious wood. The low scrotum is probably more due to the warmth of your nest in the lullaby position.

As I have said before; my balls hang rediculously low and apart from being plain ugly it makes my dick look smaller (I think). I don’t even get the ball slapping thing because when I have good hard wood, they retract!!

Has anybody heard of an operation you can have to make your balls hang higher?

Well, Ziggaman, it appears that one man’s floor is another man’s ceiling. Is there anyway we could trade?

This brings me to another question. I have noticed as well that as tight as I am the jewel sac gets even tigher with an erection. Is this usually the case? Its in the erect state that I want the low riders. Will all this stretching be for nothing when Im erect? What do all you low riders experience?

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