A different kinda story.

Just remembered a couple of years ago, when the Norwegian version of The Manshow was running on the telly. You had the host called Haavard and his stunt-reporter Morten who both agreed to get their dicks measured by a professional, that being a nurse at a hospital or clinic don’t remember exactly and it’s arbitrary anyways. They went to the clinic and Haavard the host even had to take a Viagra because he got nervous and couldn’t get it erect. Well, the problem got solved and they did the actual presentation of the measurement on the program without them even knowing the results. The nurse pops up on stage and gives Haavard a carrot that is exactly 12, 9 cm/ 5,07” long and Morten gets a carrot that is 19cm/ 7,48” you could see the host got a little speechless for a moment but he quickly regained himself and wrapped up the episode. Damn, even I felt sorry for the guy thinking that he must get fucked up in the head by it, but no the dude starts doing episodes where you can see him and Morten running around naked in the woods doing naked orienteering it looked so god damn stupid with their dicks and balls flapping around and I laughed my ass off and Haavard with the 5 incher didn’t look too small flaccid either, guess big balls helps out visually. A few episodes later he even went to a gynecologist to see what it felt like getting a check, down there, and find out what women were complaining about. Even as he sat there with he’s thighs open, butt naked there came like 10 med.students in the room to watch and learn, hehe. I love this story because it shows you how long a way you can get in life with confidence and doesn’t take yourself too seriously. He has had he’s own show for 4- 5 years and is hosting a new show now and people just seem to like him more and more as the years go by. He is a really funny guy so really no wonder.

Spaces are free here buddy.

True that, will remember next time around.

Good story. A big penis is not everything. It just goes to show that if you don’t let being average or below bother you or act like it is an issue, most likely no one else will notice or care either.

You know, that is true for most neurosis, but my dick says different.

Yours talks to you, right?

Hahaha, where do you guys dig out these old posts, completely forgotten about this one. :D

@a-unit, it used to, though not anymore think it’s all the strangling of the head that shut it up.

I wonder if the measurements were BP or NBP, I guess NBP.

I think medical ‘professionals’ always push the ruler slightly into the fat pad as it’s the ‘official and correct’ way to measure. Not talking much pressure here though.

Still, it really shows the range and the short dude still doesn’t give a flying fuck and have paraded around with the long guy butt naked on television several times. I’ll say it again; “self confidence trumps a big dick.”