3 hour erect jelq, will my penis fall off

So this is somewhat of a diary, today when I jelqed/half-masturbated(because I am doing the NoFap) to porn WHILE baked and it was all sweet and awesome. I held out for 3 hours, because I jelqed instead of wanked and therefore held out longer and just kept on jelqing my erect penis. It became really large, like EQ10 and I just kept on doing that for a couple of hours. Now my penis hurt in all spots (about 30 min later, my high fell off) and I am somewhat afraid of the result of all this. If I do not die nor my penis falls off I believe I hands down gained a 0.5” to my girth after feeling it up for so long.

I would appreciate any advice on this matter.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

Well if your wanker falls off let us know, At least we’ll have the answer to that question.
We’ll have to ask the owl for the other answer.

I used to have a penis, but instead I got high, I got high, I got high…..

Sounds like you beat the hell out of it. I would just give it a few days off to let it rest up.

Hahaha, this is a funny thread, had to be a pot head starting it. :D ( not judging you my man, used to be a heavvy toker myself…but 3 hours straight, dude, hope it all turns out ok)

That sure would have been a whole new verse to that ‘classic’ tune, lol. :D

Yes, its going to fall off.

So to this date my penis is still attached and well-functioning. It is somewhat swollen but I had no pain while having an erection or anything, and the tip doesn’t hurt at all.

Don’t stress herkaderk.

Give it some more time and it should dry up and fall of on its own.

Loool this is why I get high after to reward myself XD

Currently my penis is somewhat un-even compared to before. It’s gotten a bump on the right side. Guess I need to start jelqing with the other hand or something.

Iamaru that’s funny what you said! “Give it more time it should dry up and fall off on it’s own! Lol