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But to be honest tho.. My length isn’t so spectacular.. Like on a good day it’s 6 inches.. Usually down more towards 5’10 I think or somethin.. (13.5-14 cm).. So would my shorter length be an issue with Magnums?

Originally Posted by officerdonut
But to be honest tho.. My length isn’t so spectacular.. Like on a good day it’s 6 inches.. Usually down more towards 5’10 I think or somethin.. (13.5-14 cm).. So would my shorter length be an issue with Magnums?

Length isn’t an issue since normal condoms are around 7.5”, and Magnums are about 7.75”. I took a few pictures showing the measurments of a Magnum XL with a small surprise for Peter Dick on the results, but then my camera batteries died. I’ll post them as soon as the batteries are charged.

I thought condoms were designed so that you roll down??? So length isn’t much of an issue?

For whatever reason, my camera isn’t recognized on either of my computers when I plug it in. I measured the Magnum XL and found it to be 5 3/8” girth unstretched near the glans end. and 8.5” long including the rather large reservoir tip.

XL’s worked well for me up to girth a little over 6.0 then became tight and awkward to put on. But the problem may be that my glans is wide.

Thanks for the stat clarification, MDC, and for taking time to put up the pics.

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avocet8

Good pics MDC!

I think that the Magnum XL is ideal for girths of 5.75 - 6”.

Originally Posted by avocet8

XL’s worked well for me up to girth a little over 6.0 then became tight and awkward to put on.

What *do* you wear, then? I feel sorry for anyone who might have to sacrifice good sex because they can’t fit the condom on! I don’t necessarily mean you, but people in general who are your size and up.

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Start: 4 Feb 2006 BPEL=5.2" NBPEL=3.6" EG=4.9" turtle<=BPFL<=4.1" BPFSL=5.6" FG=4.1"

SilentRob,

I’m sure Avocet can still wear an XL if he wants to; he was just saying that it became a bit awkward and less than ideal after 6” girth.

Condoms can stretch a LOT. With a 6.1” girth midshaft (6.7” base) I can still wear a regular (or “snug fit”, for that matter) condom. It’s just hard to get on and constricts my dick quite a bit.

Right. I know they can still fit, but is there a brand/size larger than XL who don’t want to feel like they’re being shrink-wrapped for sale at Best Buy?

Tu ne cede malis!

Start: 4 Feb 2006 BPEL=5.2" NBPEL=3.6" EG=4.9" turtle<=BPFL<=4.1" BPFSL=5.6" FG=4.1"

The largest TheyFit girth may be bigger than the Magnum XL; I’m not sure. Certainly there are a few brands that produce a longer condom than the Trojan XL, but none of the ordinary (non-custom fit) brands produces a wider condom.

Hmmm… I guess if you wanted to avoid the shrink-wrapping at that point, you’d have to get your ladies to put in the female condoms.

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Start: 4 Feb 2006 BPEL=5.2" NBPEL=3.6" EG=4.9" turtle<=BPFL<=4.1" BPFSL=5.6" FG=4.1"

Originally Posted by Para-Goomba
SilentRob,

I’m sure Avocet can still wear an XL if he wants to; he was just saying that it became a bit awkward and less than ideal after 6” girth.

Condoms can stretch a LOT. With a 6.1” girth midshaft (6.7” base) I can still wear a regular (or “snug fit”, for that matter) condom. It’s just hard to get on and constricts my dick quite a bit.

Problem for me is getting it on. Once I’m turned on, if there’s an untoward delay while struggling with rubber, I lose a percentage of the erection. Not easy to get that back. Whereas with something wider that rolls on easily, I don’t have that issue at all.

There are two size of TheyFit that are wider than an XL. The “21” width, just a tad girthier, then the 22 which is a breeze, but made for 10 or 11 L, I’d guess. Longer than I am.

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avocet8

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