The US is full of penis mutants and they are going to take over the world! They have invented nano-bots that are programmed to eat only foreskin. I have exposed the conspiracy. Our only hope is MDC. Brace yourselves for the invasion. Their aim is to remove all traces of the existance of foreskin. Why? Because they know that everyone else in the world can pleasure women in ways that they can’t without their foreskins. Their race is at threat from extinction because their women are being entised abroad in the millions, in the hope of finding men with the foreskins that women so desperately need to feel satisfied. The mutants are very angry and we must beware of their wrath. We must seek and destroy, before all foreskins become extinct and women’s orgasms become nothing more than a long forgotten folk story.
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world: and that is an idea whose time has come.