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I usually piss standing up, unless I get up in the middle of the night. One night, I was standing and I started to fall asleep. I not only made a huge mess, but almost fell to my death.

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Originally posted by CueSchtik

On topic, do you ever aim one place and initially get two streams going different directions altogether? That is the embarrassing moment at anothers house!



Yeah, this does happen to me sometimes. It’s not very often, and I can never figure out why, but it does happen. hmm.

I hate having to pee in the morning and it is all jumbled up and it comes out like an old fashioned lawn sprinkler. God there is never enough toilet paper to clean that up.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

I heard once that what causes the split stream is like dried up semen or precum kinda clogging things up and creating turbulence in your urine stream. Maybe this is why it seems to happen most in the morning (at least to me) since your nocturnal erections might cause some precum to sticky up your urethra.

One suggested way aroud it: squeeze your weiner from the top and botom along its length so that any parts of your urethra that are stuck together will unstick. I’ve tried it and it seems to work or else it will just change the way the urine streams are shooting ;0).

I had some work done on the tip of my urethra and always have had to sit down to pee since then. Not so bad at home, but people at work harass me to no end for taking a dump at every break.

I dont think it really matters…sometimes at night I sit and pee…cause I’m lazy and I do not want to miss and pee all over the floor…cause I do not want to turn on the lights at night.


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after 3 years of jelqing , my urine stream shoots everywhere, i think its a small price to pay to have a seven inch cock opposed to a fiver

What if you did a set of piss pulls before pissing? One or two tugs might solve the problem. It worked for me years ago when I would get up and piss like a lawn sprinkler for the first second.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

I sit down when i’m lazy or tired. That includes late at night or early in the morning. I usually am on training drinking 2 gallons of water a day so I have to pee 6-7 times a day, so I stand up. But if I am not training I just sit and pee maybe watch tv through the door at the same time.

I don’t think penissize is an issue when it comes to aiming while standing. With 2 fingers you can aim just as well as compared to using your entire hand. My aim always has a random offset, I have no clue where the stream will first hit. When I’m even a little aroused I get the sprinkler effect. So when I’m too tired to anticipate on the offset or feel the sprinklereffect coming I just sit down.

Well, some guys with small flaccids naturally point “out” instead of downward. That would seem to take more effort than if it natrually pointed downward.

This thread reminds me of a friend I had in high school. He always tried to suggest that he was packing a lot down there and one time he made a comment about it dipping in the water when he sat down to pee. Of course, the replies were something like “You squat to pee!! You f—king pussy!!” Apparently his mom made all of the guys in her house sit to pee and he never knew it wasn’t normal, in public anyway.


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