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Ron Jeremy Jr.:The Fat Man with Big Penis Syndrome

Ron Jeremy Jr.:The Fat Man with Big Penis Syndrome

WOW! I wish that I had the computer equipment to show some pics! Today, while I was at work, a customer of mine noticed that my penis is getting bigger. She said that I had a nice package,that she never noticed it before, and this is while I was wearing my mailman uniform! I didn’t know what to say because this is the first time that anyone has said that. She then said that I reminded her of Ron Jeremy and that she wondered if I looked like him WITHOUT clothes on. This P.E. stuff really works!

Sweet.


Sep. 2003: 7" bpel x 5" eg June 2004: 7 & 1/4" bp x 5 & 3/8" eg Jan. 2005: 7.5 x 5.5 Goal: 8x6 "I always knew pe existed but didn't know where to start, until I found Thundersplace."

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A customer of mine noticed that my penis is getting bigger.

No, mailman would’ve NOT been my first guess as your profession. :)


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Are you sure you’re not having a porno movie flashback? I didn’t know that kind of shit actually happened in real life. :) Next thing you know the pizza delivery girl will be asking to check out your sausage.

If only you delivered mail to the people I do, you would believe anything. I have seen it all, and I am pretty sure that some of these people have probably performed in porn at one time or another.

Hey, his Bag is made of leather, and he delivers in any kind of weather.

Congratulations to you Iwant.


cead mile failte :lep:

Originally Posted by Iwant10inches
If only you delivered mail to the people I do, you would believe anything. I have seen it all, and I am pretty sure that some of these people have probably performed in porn at one time or another.

Spelling error I feel, delivering mail, read as delivering male. Iwant10, do you deliver parcels as well, by any chance?


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Did she ask you to lick the backside of her stamp or is she one of those “no postage necessary” type of gals?

Or was she self-adhesive? Can everyone tell that I am a bit of a philatelist, on the side?


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How do you know that when she said “package” she wasn’t talking about something that you were delivering?

Well, the word “delivering” could be taken the wrong way also… :)

A woman that open about things has got to be open to anal…

RWG

Well hopefully she keeps a clean path to her back door because no postman likes to wade through piles of mud when delivering a package to the rear.

Thats awesome Iwant, I was reading your story threads and if you were’nt married you should definately bang that
‘customer’. :)

p.s. where’s ‘My Story pt. 3’?


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