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Phone sex

Any of you guys have advice for good phone sex? Yes I am clueless. I’m ok in the sack - but on the phone wtf? The reason is that I have this chick who is kind of far away but comes by every once in awhile and I want to keep things on a steady boil.

Also, I know some of you will say ‘search the forum!’, which I did, but I couldn’t turn anything up. Maybe some direction to an appropriate thread?


"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master.” --George Washington

My advice (and yes, I’ve had phone sex) is to think about what you do in person, and then verbalize it.

Talk to her about how you would caress her breasts, and nibble and suck, and how you would touch and explore her pussy with fingers or tongue or whatever instrument of your choosing. Talk her about how big your penis is and what would she be doing to it right now.

In other words use your imagination, the possiblities are endless. Oh yeah, enjoy :D


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If you’re okay in the sack, then just try to verbalize what that’s like, but go slow — frustratingly slow. Unless they’re already very aroused, women fantasize differently then men do, so you need to create the scene and tell the story. Good phone sex needs to have all the components you’d have in real life: seduction, foreplay, and a good satisfying fuck, along with steady heapings of affection and respect.

Start by being very romantic. Let her know you’re thinking about her. Tell her how gorgeous she is and how much you miss her. Then talk about what you miss. Her smile, her lips. Kissing the side of her neck. Don’t go too fast. Go through all the stages you would if you were with her. Talk about kissing her, then touching her breasts, then how perfect her pussy is, and what an incredible lover she is.

If you go too fast she might say that you only like her for sex. Let her know you like the whole package. You might make her cum over the phone, and she might make you cum too, but your goal is to make her want you and yearn for the next chance to be with you. It’s fun. I love the challenge of getting a woman off using just my voice and imagination.

Ross Jeffries has a program called speed seduction. It’s no where near as effective as he says, and hardley worth the time, but when it comes to verbalizing everything you want to say, for a woman audience, it’s quite useful. Look him up.

The key is to use as many descriptive words without sounding perverted. A good book to read would be “a history of the senses”. Just get the hang of talking like Ross does (however change the subject to sex, and dont be subtle) and you’ll have the best phone sex ever.

Innuendo, Atmosphere, and Pacing.

Innuendo allows you to tease meanings out. Don’t just say then you blow me. Say something like “my purple headed love warrior dares to entering your moist quivering love mound to complete his spiritual vision quest”.

Atmosphere means describe, describe and describe some more. Make a visual picture painted with words. Also throw in the sounds too. Not just the sex sounds sillyass. The sounds of the location like the hum of the air conditioner, the angry fury of the thunder cracking out in the distance. etc…

Pacing is how you unwrap the tale to her. Let her soak in it like a chilly pool in a hot summer day. Slowly like a toe testing the waters, then an ankle, etc…. Don’t plunge her right into the sorid depths. So no beginning car chases for this little screen play. Also if a picture reflects a thousand words that means when you tell such tales over the phone or by text by a slow unveiling of it all. That plugs right into the atmosphere runs right along side the pacing. The chase is better than the catch. So prolong the chase if you know what I mean.

In conclusion if you use all three very well, everythiung will be very kosher for all. However if you use a cell phone make sure you are fully charged and by a cell tower so you don’t get disconnected.


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